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PROLOGUE
Enter [CHORUS as] Prologue
CHORUS
O, for a Muse of fire, that would ascend
The brightest heaven of invention!
A kingdom for a stage, princes to act,
And monarchs to behold the swelling scene!
005
Then should the warlike Harry, like himself,
Assume the port of Mars; and at his heels,
Leashed in like hounds, should famine, sword and fire
Crouch for employment. But pardon, gentles all,
The flat unraisèd spirits that have dared
010
On this unworthy scaffold to bring forth
So great an object. Can this cockpit hold
The vasty fields of France? Or may we cram
Within this wooden O the very casques
That did affright the air at Agincourt?
015
O, pardon! Since a crooked figure may
Attest in little place a million;
And let us, ciphers to this great account,
On your imaginary forces work.
Suppose within the girdle of these walls
020
Are now confined two mighty monarchies,
Whose high uprearèd and abutting fronts
The perilous narrow ocean parts asunder.
Piece out our imperfections with your thoughts:
Into a thousand parts divide one man,
025
And make imaginary puissance.
Think when we talk of horses, that you see them
Printing their proud hoofs i' the receiving earth.
For 'tis your thoughts that now must deck our kings,
Carry them here and there, jumping o'er times,
030
Turning th' accomplishment of many years
Into an hourglass -- for the which supply,
Admit me Chorus to this history,
Who, Prologue-like, your humble patience pray
Gently to hear, kindly to judge, our play.
Exit
1-1
Enter the two bishops, [the Archbishop] of Canterbury and [the bishop of] Ely.
CANTERBURY
My lord, I'll tell you. That self bill is urged,
Which in th' eleventh year of the last king's reign
Was like, and had indeed against us passed,
But that the scrambling and unquiet time
005
Did push it out of farther question.
ELY
But how, my lord, shall we resist it now?
CANTERBURY
It must be thought on. If it pass against us,
We lose the better half of our possession.
For all the temporal lands which men devout
010
By testament have given to the church
Would they strip from us, being valued thus:
As much as would maintain, to the King's honour,
Full fifteen earls and fifteen hundred knights,
Six thousand and two hundred good esquires,
015
And, to relief of lazars and weak age
Of indigent faint souls past corporal toil,
A hundred almshouses right well supplied;
And to the coffers of the King beside,
A thousand pounds by th' year.
Thus runs the bill.
ELY
020
This would drink deep.
CANTERBURY
'Twould drink the cup and all.
ELY
But what prevention?
CANTERBURY
The King is full of grace and fair regard.
ELY
And a true lover of the holy Church.
CANTERBURY
025
The courses of his youth promised it not.
The breath no sooner left his father's body
But that his wildness, mortified in him,
Seemed to die too; yea, at that very moment
Consideration like an angel came
030
And whipped th' offending Adam out of him,
Leaving his body as a paradise
T' envelop and contain celestial spirits.
Never was such a sudden scholar made;
Never came reformation in a flood
035
With such a heady currance, scouring faults;
Nor never Hydra-headed wilfulness
So soon did lose his seat, and all at once,
As in this king.
ELY
We are blessed in the change.
CANTERBURY
Hear him but reason in divinity,
040
And, all-admiring, with an inward wish
You would desire the King were made a prelate.
Hear him debate of commonwealth affairs,
You would say it hath been all in all his study.
List his discourse of war, and you shall hear
045
A fearful battle rendered you in music.
Turn him to any cause of policy,
The Gordian knot of it he will unloose,
Familiar as his garter, that, when he speaks,
The air, a chartered libertine, is still,
050
And the mute wonder lurketh in men's ears,
To steal his sweet and honeyed sentences;
So that the art and practic part of life
Must be the mistress to this theoric.
Which is a wonder how his grace should glean it,
055
Since his addiction was to courses vain,
His companies unlettered, rude and shallow,
His hours filled up with riots, banquets, sports,
And never noted in him any study,
Any retirement, any sequestration
060
From open haunts and popularity.
ELY
The strawberry grows underneath the nettle,
And wholesome berries thrive and ripen best
Neighboured by fruit of baser quality;
And so the Prince obscured his contemplation
065
Under the veil of wildness, which, no doubt,
Grew like the summer grass, fastest by night,
Unseen, yet crescive in his faculty.
CANTERBURY
It must be so, for miracles are ceased.
And therefore we must needs admit the means
070AHow things are perfected.
ELY
070B
But, my good lord,
How now for mitigation of this bill
Urged by the commons? Doth His Majesty
Incline to it, or no?
CANTERBURY
He seems indifferent,
Or rather swaying more upon our part
075
Than cherishing th' exhibiters against us;
For I have made an offer to His Majesty,
Upon our spiritual convocation
And in regard of causes now in hand,
Which I have opened to His Grace at large,
080
As touching France, to give a greater sum
Than ever at one time the clergy yet
Did to his predecessors part withal.
ELY
How did this offer seem received, my lord?
CANTERBURY
With good acceptance of His Majesty,
085
Save that there was not time enough to hear,
As I perceived His Grace would fain have done,
The severals and unhidden passages
Of his true titles to some certain dukedoms,
And generally to the crown and seat of France,
090
Derived from Edward, his great-grandfather.
ELY
What was th' impediment that broke this off?
CANTERBURY
The French ambassador upon that instant
Craved audience; and the hour I think is come
To give him hearing. Is it four o'clock?
ELY
095
It is.
CANTERBURY
Then go we in to know his embassy,
Which I could with a ready guess declare
Before the Frenchman speak a word of it.
ELY
I'll wait upon you, and I long to hear it.
Exeunt
1-2
Enter the King, Humphrey [Duke of Gloucester], Bedford, Clarence, Warwick, Westmorland, and Exeter [with attendants].
KING HENRY
Where is my gracious lord of Canterbury?
EXETER
Not here in presence.
KING HENRY
Send for him, good uncle.
WESTMORLAND
Shall we call in the ambassador, my liege?
KING HENRY
Not yet, my cousin. We would be resolved,
005
Before we hear him, of some things of weight
That task our thoughts, concerning us and France.
Enter the two bishops, [the Archbiship of and the Bishop of Ely].
CANTERBURY
God and his angels guard your sacred throne,
And make you long become it!
KING HENRY
Sure, we thank you.
My learnèd lord, we pray you to proceed,
010
And justly and religiously unfold
Why the law Salic that they have in France
Or should or should not bar us in our claim.
And God forbid, my dear and faithful lord,
That you should fashion, wrest, or bow your reading,
015
Or nicely charge your understanding soul
With opening titles miscreate, whose right
Suits not in native colors with the truth;
For God doth know how many now in health
Shall drop their blood in approbation
020
Of what your reverence shall incite us to.
Therefore
take heed how you impawn our person,
How you awake our sleeping sword of war.
We charge you in the name of God, take heed;
For never two such kingdoms did contend
025
Without much fall of blood, whose guiltless drops
Are every one a woe, a sore complaint
'Gainst him whose wrongs gives edge unto the swords
That make such waste in brief mortality.
Under this conjuration speak, my lord;
030For we will hear, note and believe in heart
That what you speak is in your conscience washed
As pure as sin with baptism.
CANTERBURY
Then hear me, gracious sovereign, and you peers,
That owe yourselves, your lives, and services
035
To this imperial throne.
There is no bar
To make against your highness' claim to France
But this, which they produce from Pharamond:
"In terram Salicam mulieres ne succedant,"
"No woman shall succeed in Salic land."
040
Which Salic land the French unjustly gloze
To be the realm of France,
and Pharamond
The founder of this law and female bar.
Yet their own authors faithfully affirm
That the land Salic is in Germany,
045
Between the floods of Saale and of Elbe;
Where Charles the Great having subdued the Saxons,
There left behind and settled certain French,
Who, holding in disdain the German women
For some dishonest manners of their life,
050
Established then this law: to wit, no female
Should be inheritrix in Salic land --
Which Salic, as I said, twixt Elbe and Saale,
Is at this day in Germany called Meissen.
Then doth it well appear the Salic law
055
Was not devisèd for the realm of France;
Nor did the French possess the Salic land
Until four hundred one-and-twenty years
After defunction of King Pharamond,
Idly supposed the founder of this law,
060Who died within the year of our redemption
Four hundred twenty-six; and Charles the Great
Subdued the Saxons, and did seat the French
Beyond the river Saale, in the year
Eight hundred five. Besides, their writers say,
065
King Pepin, which deposèd Childeric,
Did, as heir general, being descended
Of Blithild, which was daughter to King Clothair,
Make claim and title to the crown of France.
Hugh Capet also, who usurped the crown
070
Of Charles the Duke of Lorraine, sole heir male
Of the true line and stock of Charles the Great,
To find his title with some shows of truth,
Though, in pure truth, it was corrupt and naught,
Conveyed himself as heir to the Lady Lingard,
075Daughter to Charlemange, who was the son
To Lewis the Emperor, and Lewis the son
Of Charles the Great. Also King Lewis the Tenth,
Who was sole heir to the usurper Capet,
Could not keep quiet in his conscience,
080
Wearing the crown of France, till satisfied
That fair Queen Isabel, his grandmother,
Was lineal of the Lady Ermengard,
Daughter to Charles the foresaid Duke of Lorraine;
By the which marriage the line of Charles the Great
085
Was reunited to the crown of France.
So that, as clear as is the summer's sun,
King Pepin's title and Hugh Capet's claim,
King Lewis his satisfaction,
all appear
To
hold in right and title of the female;
090
So do the kings of France unto this day,
Howbeit they would hold up this Salic law
To bar Your Highness claiming from the female,
And rather choose to hide them in a net
Than amply to imbar their crooked titles
095
Usurped from you and your progenitors.
KING HENRY
May I with right and conscience make this claim?
CANTERBURY
The sin upon my head, dread sovereign!
For in the Book of Numbers is it writ,
When the man dies, let the inheritance
100
Descend unto the daughter. Gracious lord,
Stand for your own; unwind your bloody flag;
Look back into your mighty ancestors:
Go, my dread lord, to your great-grandsire's tomb,
From whom you claim. Invoke his warlike spirit,
105
And your great-uncle's, Edward the Black Prince,
Who on the French ground played a tragedy,
Making defeat on the full power of France,
Whiles his most mighty father on a hill
Stood smiling to behold his lion's whelp
110Forage in blood of French nobility.
O noble English, that could entertain
With half their forces the full Pride of France
And let another half stand laughing by,
All out of work and cold for action!
ELY
115
Awake remembrance of these valiant dead,
And with your puissant arm renew their feats!
You are their heir; you sit upon their throne;
The blood and courage that renownèd them
Runs in your veins; and my thrice-puissant liege
120Is in the very May morn of his youth,
Ripe for exploits and mighty enterprises.
EXETER
Your brother kings and monarchs of the earth
Do all expect that you should rouse yourself
As did the former lions of your blood.
WESTMORLAND
125
They know Your Grace hath cause and means and might;
So hath Your Highness.
Never king of England
Had nobles richer and more loyal subjects,
Whose hearts have left their bodies here in England
And lie pavilioned in the fields of France.
CANTERBURY
130
O, let their bodies follow, my dear liege,
With blood, and sword, and fire to win your right!
In aid whereof we of the spiritualty
Will raise Your Highness such a mighty sum
As never did the clergy at one time
135
Bring in to any of your ancestors.
KING HENRY
We must not only arm t' invade the French,
But lay down our proportions to defend
Against the Scot, who will make road upon us
With all advantages.
CANTERBURY
140They of those marches, gracious sovereign,
Shall be a wall sufficient to defend
Our inland from the pilfering borderers.
KING HENRY
We do not mean the coursing snatchers only,
But fear the main intendment of the Scot,
145Who hath been still a giddy neighbor to us.
For you shall read that my great-grandfather
Never went with his forces into France
But that the Scot on his unfurnished kingdom
Came pouring like the tide into a breach,
150With ample and brim fullness of his force,
Galling the gleanèd land with hot assays,
Girding with grievous siege castles and towns;
That England, being empty of defense,
Hath shook and trembled at th' ill neighborhood.
CANTERBURY
155She hath been then more feared than harmed, my liege;
For hear her but exampled by herself:
When all her chivalry hath been in France
And she a mourning widow of her nobles,
She hath herself not only well defended
160But taken and impounded as a stray
The King of Scots, whom she did send to France
To fill King Edward's fame with prisoner kings
And make her chronicle as rich with praise
As is the ooze and bottom of the sea
165With sunken wreck and sunless treasuries.
A LORD
But there's a saying very old and true,
"If that you will France win,
Then with Scotland first begin:"
For once the eagle England being in prey,
170
To her unguarded nest the weasel Scot
Comes sneaking, and so sucks her princely eggs,
Playing the mouse in absence of the cat,
To 'tame and havoc more than she can eat.
EXETER
It follows then the cat must stay at home;
175
Yet that is but a crushed necessity,
Since we have locks to safeguard necessaries
And pretty traps to catch the petty thieves.
While that the armèd hand doth fight abroad,
Th' advisèd head defends itself at home;
180
For government, though high, and low, and lower,
Put into parts, doth keep in one consent,
Congreeing in a full and natural close,
Like music.
CANTERBURY
Therefore doth heaven divide
The state of man in divers functions,
185
Setting endeavour in continual motion,
To which is fixèd, as an aim or butt,
Obedience, for so work the honeybees,
Creatures that by a rule in nature teach
The act of order to a peopled kingdom.
190
They have a king, and officers of sorts,
Where some, like magistrates, correct at home;
Others, like merchants, venture trade abroad;
Others, like soldiers, armèd in their stings,
Make boot upon the summer's velvet buds,
195
Which pillage they with merry march bring home
To the tent royal of their emperor,
Who, busied in his majesty, surveys
The singing masons building roofs of gold,
The civil citizens kneading up the honey,
200
The poor mechanic porters crowding in
Their heavy burdens at his narrow gate,
The sad-eyed justice with his surly hum
Delivering o'er to executors pale
The lazy yawning drone. I this infer,
205
That many things, having full reference
To one consent, may work contrariously.
As many arrows loosèd several ways
Come to one mark, as many ways meet in one town,
As many fresh streams meet in one salt sea,
210As many lines close in the dial's center,
So may a thousand actions once afoot.
End in one purpose, and be all well borne
Without defeat. Therefore to France, my liege!
Divide your happy England into four,
215
Whereof take you one quarter into France,
And you withal shall make all Gallia shake.
If we with thrice such powers left at home
Cannot defend our own doors from the dog,
Let us be worried, and our nation lose
220
The name of hardiness and policy.
KING HENRY
Call in the messengers sent from the Dauphin.
[Exeunt some.]
KING HENRY
Now are we well resolved, and by God's help
And yours, the noble sinews of our power,
France being ours, we'll bend it to our awe,
225
Or break it all to pieces.
Or there we'll sit,
Ruling in large and ample empery
O'er France and all her almost kingly dukedoms,
Or lay these bones in an unworthy urn,
Tombless, with no remembrance over them.
230Either our history shall with full mouth
Speak freely of our acts, or else our grave,
Like Turkish mute, shall have a tongueless mouth,
Not worshipped with a waxen epitaph.
Enter Ambassadors of France
KING HENRY
Now are we well prepared to know the pleasure
235
Of our fair cousin Dauphin; for we hear
Your greeting is from him, not from the King.
FIRST AMBASSADOR
May't please your majesty to give us leave
Freely to render what we have in charge,
Or shall we sparingly show you far off
240
The Dauphin's meaning and our embassy?
KING HENRY
We are no tyrant, but a Christian king,
Unto whose grace our passion is as subject
As is our wretches fettered in our prisons.
Therefore with frank and with uncurbèd plainness
245
Tell us the Dauphin's mind.
FIRST AMBASSADOR
245
Thus, then, in few:
Your Highness, lately sending into France,
Did claim some certain dukedoms, in the right
Of your great predecessor, King Edward the Third.
In answer of which claim, the Prince our master
250
Says that you savour too much of your youth,
And bids you be advised there's nought in France
That can be with a nimble galliard won;
You cannot revel into dukedoms there.
He therefore sends you, meeter for your spirit,
255
This tun of treasure; and, in lieu of this,
Desires you let the dukedoms that you claim
Hear no more of you. This the Dauphin speaks.
KING HENRY
What treasure, uncle?
EXETER
Tennis balls, my liege.
KING HENRY
We are glad the Dauphin is so pleasant with us.
260
His present and your pains we thank you for.
When we have matched our rackets to these balls,
We will in France, by God's grace, play a set
Shall strike his father's crown into the hazard.
Tell him he hath made a match with such a wrangler
265
That all the courts of France will be disturbed
With chases.
And we understand him well,
How he comes o'er us with our wilder days,
Not measuring what use we made of them.
We never valued this poor seat of England,
270
And therefore, living hence, did give ourself
To barbarous licence -- as 'tis ever common
That men are merriest when they are from home.
But tell the Dauphin I will keep my state,
Be like a king, and show my sail of greatness
275
When I do rouse me in my throne of France.
For that I have laid by my majesty
And plodded like a man for working days,
But I will rise there with so full a glory
That I will dazzle all the eyes of France,
280
Yea, strike the Dauphin blind to look on us.
And tell the pleasant prince this mock of his
Hath turned his balls to gunstones, and his soul
Shall stand sore chargèd for the wasteful vengeance
That shall fly with them; for many a thousand widows
285
Shall this his mock mock out of their dear husbands,
Mock mothers from their sons, mock castles down,
And some are yet ungotten and unborn
That shall have cause to curse the Dauphin's scorn.
But this lies all within the will of God,
290
To whom I do appeal, and in whose name
Tell you the Dauphin I am coming on
To venge me as I may and to put forth
My rightful hand in a well-hallowed cause.
So get you hence in peace; and tell the Dauphin
295
His jest will savour but of shallow wit
When thousands weep more than did laugh at it. --
Convey them with safe conduct. -- Fare you well.
Exeunt Ambassadors
EXETER
This was a merry message.
KING HENRY
We hope to make the sender blush at it.
300
Therefore, my lords, omit no happy hour
That may give furtherance to our expedition;
For we have now no thought in us but France,
Save those to God, that run before our business.
Therefore let our proportions for these wars
305
Be soon collected, and all things thought upon
That may with reasonable swiftness add
More feathers to our wings; for, God before,
We'll chide this Dauphin at his father's door.
Therefore let every man now task his thought,
310
That this fair action may on foot be brought.
Flourish. Exuent.
2-0
Enter Chorus.
CHORUS
Now all the youth of England are on fire,
And silken dalliance in the wardrobe lies.
Now thrive the armorers, and honor's thought
Reigns solely in the breast of every man.
005
They sell the pasture now to buy the horse,
Following the mirror of all Christian kings,
With wingèd heels, as English Mercuries.
For now sits Expectation in the air
And hides a sword from hilts unto the point
010
With crowns imperial, crowns and coronets,
Promised to Harry and his followers.
The French, advised by good intelligence
Of this most dreadful preparation,
Shake in their fear, and with pale policy
015
Seek to divert the English purposes.
O England! Model to thy inward greatness,
Like little body with a mighty heart,
What mightst thou do, that honor would thee do,
Were all thy children kind and natural?
020
But see, thy fault France hath in thee found out,
A nest of hollow bosoms, which he fills
With treacherous crowns; and three corrupted men,
One, Richard Earl of Cambridge, and the second,
Henry Lord Scroop of Masham, and the third,
025
Sir Thomas Grey, knight, of Northumberland,
Have, for the gilt of France, -- O guilt indeed! --
Confirmed conspiracy with fearful France,
And by their hands this grace of kings must die,
If hell and treason hold their promises,
030
Ere he take ship for France, and in Southampton.
Linger your patience on, and we'll digest
Th' abuse of distance, force a play.
The sum is paid,
the traitors are agreed,
The King is set from London, and the scene
035
Is now transported, gentles, to Southampton.
There is the playhouse now, there must you sit,
And thence to France shall we convey you safe,
And bring you back, charming the narrow seas
To give you gentle pass; for, if we may,
040
We'll not offend one stomach with our play.
But, till the king come forth, and
not till then,
Unto Southampton do we shift our scene.
Exit
2-1
Enter Corporal Nym and Lieutenant Bardolph.
BARDOLPH
Well met, Corporal Nym.
NYM
Good morrow, Lieutenant Bardolph.
BARDOLPH
What, are Ancient Pistol and you friends
yet?
NYM
005
For my part, I care not. I say little; but when time
shall serve, there shall be smiles -- but that shall be as
it may. I dare not fight, but I will wink and hold out
mine iron. It is a simple one, but what though? It will
toast cheese, and it will endure cold as another man's
010
sword will -- and there's an end.
BARDOLPH
I will bestow a breakfast to make you
friends and we'll be all three sworn brothers to
France. Let 't be so, good Corporal Nym.
NYM
Faith, I will live so long as l may, that's the certain
015
of it; and when I cannot live any longer,
I will do as I
may. That is my rest; that is the rendezvous of it.
BARDOLPH
It is certain, Corporal,
that he is married to
Nell Quickly, and certainly she did you wrong, for
you were trothplight to her.
NYM
020
I cannot tell.
Things must be as they may. Men
may sleep, and they may have their throats about
them at that time, and some say knives have edges. It
must be as it may. Though Patience be a tired mare,
yet she will plod. There must be conclusions.
Well,
025
I cannot tell.
Enter Pistol and [Hostess] Quickly.
BARDOLPH
Here comes Ancient Pistol and his wife.
Good Corporal, be patient here.
NYM
How now, mine host Pistol?
PISTOL
Base tike, call'st thou me host?
030
Now, by this hand, I swear, I scorn the term!
Nor shall my Nell keep lodgers.
HOSTESS
No, by my troth, not long; for we cannot lodge
and board a dozen or fourteen gentlewomen that live
honestly by the prick of their needles, but it will be
035
thought we keep a bawdy house straight.
[Nym and Pistol draw.]
HOSTESS
O welladay, Lady! If he be not hewn
now,
we shall see willful adultery and murder com-
mitted.
BARDOLPH
Good Lieutenant! Good Corporal! Offer
040
nothing here.
NYM
Pish!
PISTOL
Pish for thee, Iceland dog!
Thou prick-eared cur of Iceland!
HOSTESS
Good Corporal Nym, show thy valor, and
045
put up your sword.
[They sheathe their swords.]
NYM
Will you shog off?
I would have you solus.
PISTOL
Solus, egregious dog? O viper vile!
The solus in thy most mervailous face!
The solus in thy teeth, and in thy throat,
050And in thy hateful lungs, yea, in thy maw, pardie,
And, which is worse, within thy nasty mouth!
I do retort the solus in thy bowels;
For
I can take, and Pistol's cock is up,
And flashing fire will follow.
NYM
055I am not Barbason; you cannot conjure me. I have
an humor to knock you indifferently well. If you grow
foul with me,
Pistol, I will scour you with my rapier, as
I may, in fair terms. If you would walk off,
I would
prick your guts a little, in good terms, as I may, and
060
that's the humor of it.
PISTOL
O braggart vile and damnèd furious wight!
The grave doth gape, and doting death is near.
Therefore exale!
[They draw.]
BARDOLPH
Hear me, hear me what I say. He that strikes
065
the first stroke, I'll run him up to the hilts, as I am a
soldier.
[He draws.]
PISTOL
An oath of mickle might, and fury shall abate.
[Pistol and Nym sheathe their swords.]
PISTOL
[To Nym.]
Give me thy fist, thy forefoot to me give.
Thy spirits are most tall.
NYM
070
I will cut thy throat, one time or other, in fair
terms. That is the humor of it.
PISTOL
Couple a gorge!
That is the word. I thee defy again.
O hound of Crete, think'st thou my spouse to get?
075No, to the spital go,
And from the powdering tub of infamy
Fetch forth the lazar kite of Cressid's kind,
Doll Tearsheet she by name, and her espouse.
I have, and I will hold, the quondam Quickly
080For the only she; and -- pauca!
There's enough.
Go to.
Enter the Boy.
BOY
Mine host Pistol, you must come to my master,
and you, hostess. He is very sick and would to bed.
Good Bardolph, put thy face between his sheets, and
085
do the office of a warming pan. Faith, he's very ill.
BARDOLPH
Away, you rogue!
HOSTESS
By my troth,
he'll yield the crow a pudding
one of these days.
The King has killed his heart. Good
husband, come home presently.
Exit [with Boy].
BARDOLPH
090
Come, shall I make you two friends? We
must to France together. Why the devil should we
keep knives to cut one another's throats?
PISTOL
Let floods o'erswell, and fiends for food howl on!
NYM
You'll pay me the eight shillings I won of you at
095
betting?
PISTOL
Base is the slave that pays.
NYM
That now I will have. That's the humor of it.
PISTOL
As manhood shall compound. Push home.
[They] draw.
BARDOLPH
[drawing]
By this sword, he that makes
100
the first thrust, I'll kill him! By this sword, I will.
PISTOL
Sword is an oath, and oaths must have their course.
[He sheathes his sword.]
BARDOLPH
Corporal Nym, an thou wilt be friends, be
friends; an thou wilt not, why, then, be enemies with
me too. Prithee, put up.
NYM
105
I shall have my eight shillings I won of you at
betting?
PISTOL
A noble shalt thou have, and present pay;
And liquor likewise will I give to thee,
And friendship shall combine, and brotherhood.
110
I'll live by Nym, and Nym shall live by me.
Is not this just? For I shall sutler be
Unto the camp, and profits will accrue.
Give me thy hand.
NYM
I shall have my noble?
PISTOL
115
In cash most justly paid.
NYM
Well, then, that's the humor of 't.
[Nym and Bardolph sheathe their swords.]
Enter Hostess.
HOSTESS
As ever you come of women, come in quickly
to Sir John.
Ah, poor heart,
he is so shaked of a burn-
ing quotidian tertian that it is most lamentable to be-
120
hold. Sweet men, come to him.
Exit.
NYM
The King hath run bad humors on the knight,
that's the even of it.
PISTOL
Nym, thou hast spoke the right.
His heart is fracted and corroborate.
NYM
125
The King is a good king, but it must be as it may;
he passes some humors and careers.
PISTOL
Let us condole the knight, for, lambkins, we will
live.
[Exeunt.]
2-2
Enter Exeter, Bedford, and Westmorland.
BEDFORD
'Fore God, His Grace is bold to trust these traitors.
EXETER
They shall be apprehended by and by.
WESTMORLAND
How smooth and even they do bear themselves!
As if allegiance in their bosoms sat,
005
Crownèd with faith and constant loyalty.
BEDFORD
The King hath note of all that they intend,
By interception which they dream not of.
EXETER
Nay, but the man that was his bedfellow,
Whom he hath dulled and cloyed with gracious favors --
010
That he should, for a foreign purse, so sell
His sovereign's life to death and treachery!
Sound trumpets. Enter the King, Scroop, Cambridge, and Grey, [and attendants].
KING HENRY
Now sits the wind fair,
and we will aboard.
My lord of Cambridge, and my kind lord of Masham,
And you, my gentle knight, give me your thoughts.
015
Think you not that the pow'rs we bear with us
Will cut their passage through the force of France,
Doing the execution and the act
For which we have in head assembled them?
SCROOP
No doubt, my liege, if each man do his best.
KING HENRY
020
I doubt not that, since we are well persuaded
We carry not a heart with us from hence
That grows not in a fair consent with ours,
Nor leave not one behind that doth not wish
Success and conquest to attend on us.
CAMBRIDGE
025
Never was monarch better feared and loved
Than is Your Majesty. There's not, I think, a subject
That sits in heart-grief and uneasiness
Under the sweet shade of your government.
GREY
True. Those that were your father's enemies
030
Have steeped their galls in honey, and do serve you
With hearts create of duty and of zeal.
KING HENRY
We therefore have great cause of thankfulness,
And shall forget the office of our hand
Sooner than quittance of desert and merit
035
According to the weight and worthiness.
SCROOP
So service shall with steelèd sinews toil,
And labor shall refresh itself with hope,
To do Your Grace incessant services.
KING HENRY
We judge no less. --
Uncle of Exeter,
040
Enlarge the man committed yesterday
That railed against our person. We consider
It was excess of wine that set him on,
And on his more advice we pardon him.
SCROOP
That's mercy, but too much security.
045
Let him be punished, sovereign, lest example
Breed, by his sufferance, more of such a kind.
KING HENRY
O, let us yet be merciful.
CAMBRIDGE
So may Your Highness, and yet punish too.
GREY
Sir, you show great mercy if you give him life
After the taste of much correction.
KING HENRY
Alas, your too much love and care of me
Are heavy orisons 'gainst this poor wretch!
If little faults proceeding on distemper
055
Shall not be winked at, how shall we stretch our eye
When capital crimes, chewed, swallowed, and digested,
Appear before us? We'll yet enlarge that man,
Though Cambridge, Scroop, and Grey, in their dear care
And tender preservation of our person,
060
Would have him punished. And now to our French causes.
Who are the late commissioners?
CAMBRIDGE
I one, my lord.
Your Highness bade me ask for it today.
SCROOP
So did you me, my liege.
GREY
065
And I, my royal sovereign.
KING HENRY
[giving them papers]
Then, Richard Earl of Cambridge, there is yours;
There yours, Lord Scroop of Masham; and sir knight,
Grey of Northumberland, this same is yours.
Read them, and know I know your worthiness. --
070
My lord of Westmorland, and uncle Exeter,
We will aboard tonight. -- Why, how now, gentlemen?
What see you in those, papers, that you lose
So much complexion? -- Look ye how they change!
Their cheeks are paper.-- Why, what read you there
075
That have so cowarded and chased your blood
Out of appearance?
CAMBRIDGE
I do confess my fault,
And do submit me to Your Highness' mercy.
GREY, SCROOP
To which we all appeal.
KING HENRY
The mercy that was quick in us but late
080
By your own counsel is suppressed and killed.
You must not dare, for shame, to talk of mercy,
For your own reasons turn into your bosoms,
As dogs upon their masters, worrying you. --
See you, my princes an my noble peers,
085
These English monsters! My lord of Cambridge here,
You know how apt our love was to accord
To furnish him with all appurtenants
Belonging to his honor; and this man
Hath for a few light crowns lightly conspired
090
And sworn unto the practices of France
To kill us here in Hampton. To the which
This knight, no less for bounty bound to us
Than Cambridge is, hath likewise sworn. But O,
What shall I say to thee, Lord Scroop, thou cruel,
095
Ingrateful, savage, and inhuman creature?
Thou that didst bear the key of all my counsels,
That knew'st the very bottom of my soul,
That almost mightst have coined me into gold,
Wouldst thou have practiced on me for thy use:
100
May it be possible that foreign hire
Could out of thee extract one spark of evil
That might annoy my finger? 'Tis so strange
That though the truth of it stands off as gross
As black and white, my eye will scarcely see it.
105Treason and murder ever kept together,
As two yoke-devils sworn to either's purpose,
Working so grossly in a natural cause
That admiration did not whoop at them.
But thou, 'gainst all proportion, didst bring in
110Wonder to wait on treason and on murder;
And whatsoever cunning fiend it was
That wrought upon thee so preposterously
Hath got the voice in hell for excellence.
All other devils that suggest by treasons
115Do botch and bungle up damnation
With patches, colors, and with forms being fetched
From glistering semblances of piety;
But he that tempered thee bade thee stand up,
Gave thee no instance why thou shouldst do treason,
120Unless to dub thee with the name of traitor.
If that same demon that hath gulled thee thus
Should with his lion gait walk the whole world,
He might return to vasty Tartar back
And tell the legions, "I can never win
125A soul so easy as that Englishman's."
O, how hast thou with jealousy infected
The sweetness of affiance! Show men dutiful?
Why, so didst thou. Seem they grave and learnèd?
Why, so didst thou. Come they of noble family?
130
Why, so didst thou. Seem they religious?
Why, so didst thou. Or are they spare in diet,
Free from gross passion or of mirth or anger,
Constant in spirit, not swerving with the blood,
Garnished and decked in modest complement,
135Not working with the eye without the ear,
And but in purgèd judgment trusting neither?
Such and
so finely bolted didst thou seem.
And thus thy fall hath left a kind of blot
To mark the full-fraught man and best endued
140
With some suspicion. I will weep for thee;
For this revolt of thine, methinks, is like
Another fall of man. -- Their faults are open.
Arrest them to the answer of the law;
And God acquit them of their practices!
EXETER
145
I arrest thee of high treason, by the name of
Richard Earl of Cambridge.
I arrest thee of high treason, by the name Henry Lord
Scroop of Masham.
I arrest thee of high treason, by the name Thomas
150
Grey, knight, of Northumberland.
SCROOP
Our purposes God justly hath discovered,
And I repent my fault more than my death,
Which I beseech Your Highness to forgive,
Although my body pay the price of it.
CAMBRIDGE
155
For me, the gold of France did not seduce,
Although I did admit it as a motive
The sooner to effect what I intended.
But God be thankèd for prevention,
Which I in sufferance heartily will rejoice,
160
Beseeching God and you to pardon me.
GREY
Never did faithful subject more rejoice
At the discovery of most dangerous treason
Than I do at this hour joy o'er myself,
Prevented from a damnèd enterprise.
165
My fault, but not my body, pardon, sovereign.
KING HENRY
God quit you in his mercy!
Hear your sentence.
You have conspired against our royal person,
Joined with an enemy proclaimed, and from his coffers
Received the golden earnest of our death,
170
Wherein you would have sold your king to slaughter,
His princes and his peers to servitude,
His subjects to oppression and contempt,
And his whole kingdom into desolation.
Touching our person seek we no revenge,
175
But we our kingdom's safety must so tender,
Whose ruin you have sought, that to her laws
We do deliver you.
Get you therefore hence,
Poor miserable wretches, to your death,
The taste whereof God of his mercy give
180
You patience to endure, and true repentance
Of all your dear offenses! -- Bear them hence.
Exeunt [Cambridge, Scroop, and Grey, guarded].
KING HENRY
Now, lords, for France, the enterprise whereof
Shall be to you, as us, like glorious.
Since doubt not of a fair and lucky war,
185
Since God so graciously hath brought to light
This dangerous treason lurking in our way
To hinder our beginnings.
We doubt not now
But every rub is smoothèd on our way.
Then forth, dear countrymen! Let us deliver
190
Our puissance into the hand of God,
Putting it straight in expedition.
Cheerly to sea! The signs of war advance!
No king of England, if not king of France!
Flourish. [Exeunt.]
2-3
Enter Pistol, Nym, Bardolph, Boy, and Hostess.
HOSTESS
Prithee, honey-sweet husband, let me bring
thee to Staines.
PISTOL
No, for my manly heart doth earn. Bardolph,be
blithe; Nym, rouse thy vaunting veins; Boy, bristle thy
005
courage up; for Falstaff he is dead, and we must earn
therefore.
BARDOLPH
Would I were with him, wheresoe'er he is,
either in heaven or in hell!
HOSTESS
Nay, sure he's not in hell. He's in Arthur's
010
bosom, if ever man went to Arthur's bosom. 'A made
a finer end, and went away an it had been any
christom child. 'A parted ev'n just between twelve
and one, ev'n at the turning o' the tide. For after I saw
him fumble with the sheets, and play with flowers,
015
and smile upon his finger's end, I knew there was but
one way; for his nose was as sharp as a pen, and 'a
babbled of green fields. "How now, Sir John?" quoth I.
"What, man? Be o' good cheer." So'a cried out, "God,
God, God!" three or four times. Now I, to comfort him,
020
bid him 'a should not think of God; I hoped there was
no need to trouble himself with any such thoughts yet.
So 'a bade me lay more clothes on his feet. I put my
hand into the bed and felt them, and they were as cold
as any stone; then I felt to his knees, and so upward
025
and upward, and all was as cold as any stone.
NYM
They say he cried out of sack.
HOSTESS
Ay, that 'a did.
BARDOLPH
And of women.
HOSTESS
Nay, that 'a did not.
BOY
030
Yes, that 'a did, and said they were devils incar-
nate.
HOSTESS
'A could never abide carnation; 'twas a color
he never liked.
BOY
'A said once the devil would have him about
035
women.
HOSTESS
'A did in some sort, indeed,
handle women;
but then he was rheumatic, and talked of the Whore of
Babylon.
BOY
Do you not remember, 'a saw a flea stick upon
040
Bardolph's nose, and 'a said it was a black soul
burning in hell?
BARDOLPH
Well, the fuel is gone that maintained that
fire. That's all the riches I got in his service.
NYM
Shall we shog? The King will be gone from South-
045
ampton.
PISTOL
Come, let's away. - My love, give me thy lips.
[They kiss.]
PISTOL
Look to my chattels and my movables.
Let senses rule. The word is "Pitch and pay."
Trust none,
050For oaths are straws, men's faiths are wafer cakes,
And Holdfast is the only dog, my duck.
Therefore, caveto be thy counselor.
Go, clear thy crystals. -- Yokefellows in arms,
Let us to France, like horseleeches, my boys,
055
To suck, to suck, the very blood to suck!
BOY
And that's but unwholesome food, they say.
PISTOL
Touch her soft mouth, and march.
BARDOLPH
Farewell, hostess.
[Kissing her.]
NYM
I cannot kiss, that is the humor of it; but adieu.
PISTOL
060
Let huswifery appear. Keep close, I thee command.
HOSTESS
Farewell! Adieu!
Exeunt [separately]
2-4
Flourish. Enter the French King, the Dauphin, the Dukes of Berri and Brittany, [the Constable, and others].
FRENCH KING
Thus comes the English with full power upon us,
And more than carefully it us concerns
To answer royally in our defenses.
Therefore the Dukes of Berri and of Brittany,
005
Of Brabant and of Orleans, shall make forth,
And you, Prince Dauphin, with all swift dispatch,
To line and new-repair our towns of war
With men of courage and with means defendant;
For England his approaches makes as fierce
010As waters to the sucking of a gulf.
It fits us then to be as provident
As fear may teach us, out of late examples
Left by the fatal and neglected English
Upon our fields.
DAUPHIN
My most redoubted father,
015
It is most meet we arm us 'gainst the foe;
For peace itself should not so dull a kingdom,
Though war nor no known quarrel were in question,
But that defenses, musters, preparations,
Should be maintained, assembled, and collected
020
As were a war in expectation.
Therefore, I say 'tis meet we all go forth
To view the sick and feeble parts of France.
And let us do it with no show of fear --
No, with no more than if we heard that England
025
Were busied with a Whitsun morris dance.
For, my good liege, she is so idly kinged,
Her scepter so fantastically borne
By a vain, giddy, shallow, humorous youth,
That fear attends her not.
CONSTABLE
O, peace, Prince Dauphin!
030
You are too much mistaken in this king.
Question Your Grace the late ambassadors,
With what great state he heard their embassy,
How well supplied with noble counselors,
How modest in exception, and withal
035
How terrible in constant resolution,
And you shall find his vanities forespent
Were but the outside of the Roman Brutus,
Covering discretion with a coat of folly,
As gardeners do with ordure hide those roots
040
That shall first spring and be most delicate.
DAUPHIN
Well, 'tis not so, my Lord High Constable;
But though we think it so, it is no matter.
In cases of defense 'tis best to weigh
The enemy more mighty than he seems.
045
So the proportions of defense are filled,
Which of a weak and niggardly projection
Doth, like a miser, spoil his coat with scanting
A little cloth.
FRENCH KING
Think we King Harry strong;
And, princes, look you strongly arm to meet him.
050
The kindred of him hath been fleshed upon us;
And he is bred out of that bloody strain
That haunted us in our familiar paths.
Witness our too-much-memorable shame
When Crécy battle fatally was struck,
055
And all our princes captived by the hand
Of that black name, Edward, Black Prince of Wales;
Whiles that his mountain sire, on mountain standing,
Up in the air, crowned with the golden sun,
Saw his heroical seed and smiled to see him
060Mangle the work of nature and deface
The patterns that by God and by French fathers
Had twenty years been made.
This is a stem
Of that victorious stock; and let us fear
The native mightiness and fate of him.
Enter a Messenger.
MESSENGER
065
Ambassadors from Harry King of England
Do crave admittance to Your Majesty.
FRENCH KING
We'll give them present audience.
Go and bring them.
[Exit Messenger.]
FRENCH KING
You see this chase is hotly followed, friends.
DAUPHIN
Turn head and stop pursuit; for coward dogs
070
Most spend their mouths when what they seem to threaten
Runs far before them.
Good my sovereign,
Take up the English sort, and let them know
Of what a monarchy you are the head.
Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin
075A
As self-neglecting.
Enter Exeter [and others].
FRENCH KING
075B
From our brother of England?
EXETER
From him, and thus he greets Your Majesty:
He wills you, in the name of God Almighty,
That you divest yourself and lay apart
The borrowed glories that by gift of heaven,
080
By law, of nature and of nations, 'longs
To him and to his heirs, namely, the crown
And all wide-stretchèd honors that pertain
By custom and the ordinance of times
Unto the crown of France. That you may know
085'Tis no sinister nor no awkward claim,
Picked from the wormholes of long-vanished days,
Nor from the dust of old oblivion raked,
He sends you this most memorable line,
[giving a paper]
EXETER
In every branch truly demonstrative,
090
Willing you overlook this pedigree.
And when you find him evenly derived
From his most famed of famous ancestors,
Edward the Third, he bids you then resign
Your crown and kingdom, indirectly held
095
From him the native and true challenger.
FRENCH KING
Or else what follows?
EXETER
Bloody constraint; for if you hide the crown
Even in your hearts, there will he rake for it.
Therefore in fierce tempest is he coming,
100
In thunder and in earthquake, like a Jove,
That if requiring fail, he will compel;
And bids you, in the bowels of the Lord,
Deliver up the crown, and to take mercy
On the poor souls for whom this hungry war
105
Opens his vasty jaws; and on your head
Turning the widows' tears, the orphans' cries,
The dead men's blood, the privy maidens' groans,
For husbands, fathers, and betrothèd lovers
That shall be swallowed in this controversy.
110
This is his claim, his threatening, and my message --
Unless the Dauphin be in presence here,
To whom expressly I bring greeting too.
FRENCH KING
For us, we will consider of this further.
Tomorrow shall you bear our full intent
115A
Back to our brother of England.
DAUPHIN
115B
For the Dauphin,
I stand here for him. What to him from England?
EXETER
Scorn and defiance, slight regard, contempt,
And anything that may not misbecome
The mighty sender doth he prize you at.
120
Thus says my king: an if your father's Highness
Do not, in grant of all demands at large,
Sweeten the bitter mock you sent His Majesty,
He'll call you to so hot an answer of it
That caves and womby vaultages of France
125Shall chide your trespass and return your mock
In second accent of his ordinance.
DAUPHIN
Say if my father render fair return
It is against my will, for I desire
Nothing but odds with England. To that end,
130
As matching to his youth and vanity,
I did present him with the Paris balls.
EXETER
He'll make your Paris Louvre shake for it,
Were it the mistress court of mighty Europe.
And be assured, you'll find a difference,
135
As we his subjects have in wonder found,
Between the promise of his greener days
And these he masters now. Now he weighs time
Even to the utmost grain. That you shall read
In your own losses, if he stay in France.
FRENCH KING
140
Tomorrow shall you know our mind at full.
Flourish.
EXETER
Dispatch us with all speed, lest that our king
Come here himself to question our delay;
For he is footed in this land already.
FRENCH KING
You shall be soon dispatched with fair conditions.
145
A night is but small breath and little pause
To answer matters of this consequence.
Flourish. Exeunt.
3-0
Enter Chorus.
CHORUS
Thus with imagined wing our swift scene flies
In motion of no less celerity
Than that of thought.
Suppose that you have seen
The well-appointed King at Dover pier
005
Embark his royalty, and his brave fleet
With silken streamers the young Phoebus fanning.
Play with your fancies, and in them behold
Upon the hempen tackle shipboys climbing;
Hear the shrill whistle, which doth order give
010
To sounds confused; behold the threaden sails,
Borne with th' invisible and creeping wind,
Draw the huge bottoms through the furrowed sea,
Breasting the lofty surge. O, do but think
You stand upon the rivage and behold
015
A city on th' inconstant billows dancing;
For so appears this fleet majestical,
Holding due course to Harfleur.
Follow, follow!
Grapple your minds to sternage of this navy,
And leave your England as dead midnight still,
020
Guarded with grandsires, babies, and old women,
Either past or not arrived to pith and puissance;
For who is he whose chin is but enriched
With one appearing hair that will not follow
These culled and choice-drawn cavaliers to France?
025
Work, work your thoughts, and therein see a siege;
Behold the ordnance on their carriages,
With fatal mouths gaping on girded Harfleur.
Suppose th' ambassador from the French comes back,
Tells Harry that the King doth offer him
030
Katharine his daughter, and with her, to dowry,
Some petty and unprofitable dukedoms.
The offer likes not;
and the nimble gunner
With linstock now the devilish cannon touches,
Alarum, and chambers go off.
CHORUS
And down goes all before them. Still be kind,
035
And eke out our performance with your mind.
Exit.
3-1
Enter the King, Exeter, Bedford, and Gloucester. Alarum, [with soldiers carrying] scaling ladders at Harfleur.
KING HENRY
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more,
Or close the wall up with our English dead!
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility.
005
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger:
Stiffen the sinews, conjure up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favored rage.
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect:
010
Let it pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a gallèd rock
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swilled with the wild and wasteful ocean.
015
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath, and bend up every spirit
To his full height. On, on, you noblest English,
Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof,
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
020
Have in these parts from morn till even fought,
And sheathed their swords for lack of argument.
Dishonor not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you called fathers did beget you.
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
025
And teach them how to war.
And you, good yeomen,
Whose limbs were made in England, show us here
The mettle of your pasture. Let us swear
That you are worth your breeding, which I doubt not,
For there is none of you so mean and base
030
That hath not noble luster in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot.
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry, "God for Harry! England and Saint George!"
Alarum, and chambers go off. [Exeunt.]
3-2
Enter Nym, Bardolph, Pistol, and Boy.
BARDOLPH
On, on, on, on, on! To the breach, to the
breach!
NYM
Pray thee, Corporal, stay. The knocks are too hot,
and for mine own part I have not a case of lives. The
005
humor of it is too hot, that is the very plainsong of it.
PISTOL
"The plainsong" is most just; for humors do abound.
Knocks go and come; God's vassals drop and die;
[He sings.]
PISTOL
"And sword and shield
In bloody field
010
Doth win immortal fame."
BOY
Would I were in an alehouse in London! I would give
all my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
PISTOL
And I:
[He sings.]
PISTOL
"If wishes would prevail with me,
015
My purpose should not fail with me,
But thither would I hie."
BOY
[sings]
"As duly, but not as truly,
As bird doth sing on bough."
Enter Fluellen.
FLUELLEN
Up to the breach, you dogs! Avaunt, you cul-
020
lions!
[Driving them forward.]
PISTOL
Be merciful, great duke, to men of mold.
Abate thy rage, abate thy manly rage,
Abate thy rage, great duke!
Good bawcock, bate thy rage! Use lenity, sweet chuck!
NYM
025
These be good humors! Your honor runs bad
humors.
Exit [with all but Boy].
BOY
As young as I am, I have observed these three
swashers. I am boy to them all three, but all they three,
though they would serve me, could not be man to me;
030
for indeed three such antics do not amount to a man.
For Bardolph, he is white-livered and red-faced, by the
means whereof 'a faces it out but fights not. For Pistol,
he hath a killing tongue and a quiet sword, by the
means whereof 'a breaks words and keeps whole
035
weapons. For Nym, he hath heard that men of few
words are the best men, and therefore he scorns to say
his prayers, lest 'a should be thought a coward; but
his few bad words are matched with as few good
deeds, for'a never broke any man's head but his own,
040
and that was against a post when he was drunk. They
will steal anything and call it purchase. Bardolph
stole a lute case, bore it twelve leagues, and sold it for
three halfpence. Nym and Bardolph are sworn broth-
ers in filching, and in Calais they stole a fire shovel. I
045
knew by that piece of service the men would carry
coals. They would have me as familiar with men's
pockets as their gloves or their handkerchiefs, which
makes much against my manhood, if I should take
from another's pocket to put into mine, for it is plain
050
pocketing up of wrongs. I must leave them and seek
some better service. Their villainy goes against my
weak stomach, and therefore I must cast it up.
Exit.
Enter Gower [and Fluellen, meeting].
GOWER
Captain Fluellen, you must come presently to
the mines. The Duke of Gloucester would speak with
055
you.
FLUELLEN
To the mines?
Tell you the Duke it is not so
good to come to the mines; for look you, the mines is
not according to the disciplines of the war. The
concavities of it is not sufficient. For look you, th'
060
athversary, you may discuss unto the Duke, look you,
is digt himself four yard under the countermines.
By
Cheshu, I think 'a will plow up all, if there is not better
directions.
GOWER
The Duke of Gloucester, to whom the order of
065
the siege is given, is altogether directed by an Irish-
man, a very valiant gentleman, i' faith.
FLUELLEN
It is Captain Macmorris, is it not?
GOWER
I think it be.
FLUELLEN
By Cheshu, he is an ass, as in the world! I
070
will verify as much in his beard.
He has no more di-
rections in the true disciplines of the wars, look you,
of the Roman disciplines
than is a puppy dog.
Enter Macmorris and Captain Jamy.
GOWER
Here 'a comes, and the Scots captain, Captain
Jamy, with him.
FLUELLEN
075
Captain Jamy is a marvelous falorous gen-
tleman, that is certain and of great expedition and
knowledge in th'aunchient wars, upon my particular
knowledge of his directions. By Cheshu, he will
maintain his argument as well as any military man in
080
the world, in the disciplines of the pristine wars of the
Romans.
JAMY
I say gud day, Captain Fluellen.
FLUELLEN
Good e'en to your worship, good Captain
James.
GOWER
085
How now, Captain Macmorris, have you quit
the mines? Have the pioners given o'er?
MACMORRIS
By Chrish, la, 'tish ill done!
The work is ish
give over, the trompet sound the retreat. By my hand
I swear, and my father's soul, the work ish ill done; it
090
ish give over. I would have blowed up the town, so
Chrish save me, la, in an hour. O, 'tish ill done, 'tish
ill done!
By my hand, 'tish ill done!
FLUELLEN
Captain Macmorris I beseech you now, will
you voutsafe me, look you,
a few disputations with
095
you,
as partly touching or concerning the disciplines
of the war, the Roman wars, in the way of argument,
look you, and friendly communication --
partly to sat-
isfy my opinion, and partly for the satisfaction, look
you,
of my mind, as touching the direction of the mil-
100
itary discipline, that is the point.
JAMY
It sall be vary gud, gud feith, gud captens bath,
and I sall quite you with gud leve, as I may pick
occasion. That sall I, marry.
MACMORRIS
It is no time to discourse, so Chrish save
105
me! The day is hot, and the weather, and the wars,
and the King, and the dukes. It is no time to discourse.
The town is beseeched, and the trumpet call us to the
breach, and we talk, and, be Chrish, do nothing. Tis
shame for us all. So God sa' me, 'tis shame to stand
110
still, it is shame, by my hand! And there is throats to
be cut, and works to be done, and there ish nothing
done, so Chrish sa' me, la!
JAMY
By the Mess, ere theise eyes of mine take,
themselves to slomber, ay'll de gud service, or I'll lig i,
115
the grund for it, ay, or go to death! And I'll pay 't as,
valorously as I may, that sall I suerly do, that is the,
breff and the long. Marry,
I wad full fain heard some,
question 'tween you twae.
FLUELLEN
Captain Macmorris,
I think, look you, under
120
your correction, there is not many of your nation --
MACMORRIS
Of my nation?
What ish my nation? Ish a
villain, and a bastard, and a knave, and a rascal? What
ish my nation?
Who talks of my nation?
FLUELLEN
Look you, if you take the matter otherwise
125
than is meant, Captain Macmorris, peradventure I
shall think you do not use me with that affability as in
discretion you ought to use me, look you, being as
good a man as yourself, both in the disciplines of war
and in the derivation of my birth, and in other partic-
130
ularities.
MACMORRIS
I do not know you so good a man as my-
self. So Chrish save me, I will cut off your head!
GOWER
Gentlemen both, you will mistake each other.
JAMY
Ah, that's a foul fault!
A parley [is sounded].
GOWER
135
The town sounds a parley.
FLUELLEN
Captain Macmorris, when there is more bet-
ter opportunity to be required, look you, I will be so
bold as to tell you I know the disciplines of war; and
there is an end.
Exit [with others].
3-3
[Enter the Governor and some citizens on the walls.] Enter the King [Henry] and all his train before the gates.
KING HENRY
How yet resolves the Governor of the town?
This is the latest parle we admit.
Therefore to our best mercy give yourselves,
Or, like to men proud of destruction,
005
Defy us to our worst; for as I am a soldier,
A name that in my thoughts becomes me best,
If I begin the battery once again
I will not leave the half-achievèd Harfleur
Till in her ashes she lie burièd.
010
The gates of mercy shall be all shut up,
And the fleshed soldier, rough and hard of heart,
In liberty of bloody hand shall range
With conscience wide as hell, mowing like grass
Your fresh fair virgins and your flowering infants.
015What is it then to me if impious war,
Arrayed in flames like to the prince of fiends,
Do with his smirched complexion all fell feats
Enlinked to waste and desolation?
What is 't to me, when you yourselves are cause,
020If your pure maidens fall into the hand
Of hot and forcing violation?
What rein can hold licentious wickedness
When down the hill he holds his fierce career?
We may as bootless spend our vain command
025Upon th' enragèd soldiers in their spoil
As send precepts to the leviathan
To come ashore.
Therefore, you men of Harfleur,
Take pity of your town and of your people
Whiles yet my soldiers are in my command,
030
Whiles yet the cool and temperate wind of grace
O'erblows the filthy and contagious clouds
Of heady murder, spoil, and villainy.
If not, why, in a moment look to see
The blind and bloody soldier with foul hand
035
Defile the locks of your shrill-shrieking daughters,
Your fathers taken by the silver beards,
And their most reverend heads dashed to the walls;
Your naked infants spitted upon pikes,
Whiles the mad mothers with their howls confused
040
Do break the clouds as did the wives of Jewry
At Herod's bloody-hunting slaughtermen.
What say you? Will you yield, and this avoid,
Or, guilty in defense, be thus destroyed?
GOVERNOR
Our expectation hath this day an end.
045
The Dauphin, whom of succors we entreated,
Returns us that his powers are yet not ready
To raise so great a siege. Therefore, great King,
We yield our town and lives to thy soft mercy.
Enter our gates, dispose of us and ours,
050
For we no longer are defensible.
KING HENRY
Open your gates.
[Exit Governor.]
KING HENRY
Come, uncle Exeter,
Go you and enter Harfleur; there remain,
And fortify it strongly 'gainst the French.
Use mercy to them all. For us, dear uncle,
055
The winter coming on and sickness growing
Upon our soldiers, we will retire to Calais.
Tonight in Harfleur will we be your guest;
Tomorrow for the march are we addressed.
Flourish, and enter the town.
3-4
Enter Katharine and [Alice,] an old gentlewoman
KATHARINE
Alice, tu as été en Angleterre, et tu bien
parles le langage.
ALICE
Un peu, madame.
KATHARINE
Je te prie, m'enseignez; il faut que
005
j'apprenne à parler. Comment appelez-vous la main
en anglais?
ALICE
La main? Elle est appelée de hand.
KATHARINE
De hand. Et les doigts?
ALICE
Les doigts? Ma foi, j'oublie les doigts; mais je me
010
souviendrai. Les doigts? Je pense qu'ils sont appellés
de fingres; oui, de fingres.
KATHARINE
La main, de hand; les doigts, de fingres. Je
pense que je suis le bon écolier; j'ai gagné deux
mots d'anglais vitement. Comment appelez-vous les
015
ongles?
ALICE
Les ongles? Nous les appellons de nails.
KATHARINE
De nails. Écoutez; dites-moi si je parle
bien: de hand, de fingres, et de nails.
ALICE
C'est bien dit, madame; il est fort bon anglais.
KATHARINE
020
Dites-moi l'anglais pour le bras.
ALICE
De arm, madame.
KATHARINE
Et le coude?
ALICE
D' elbow.
KATHARINE
D' elbow. Je m'en fais la répétition de tous
025
les mots que vous m'avez appris dès à présent.
ALICE
Il est trop difficile, madame, comme je pense.
KATHARINE
Excusez-moi, Alice; écoutez; de hand, de
fingres, de nails, d' arma, de bilbow.
ALICE
D' elbow, madame.
KATHARINE
030
O Seigneur Dieu, je m'en oublie! D' elbow.
Comment appelez-vous le col?
ALICE
De nick, madame.
KATHARINE
De nick. Et le menton?
ALICE
De chin.
KATHARINE
035
De sin. Le col, de nick; le menton, de sin.
ALICE
Oui. Sauf votre honneur, en vérité, vous pro-
noncez les mots aussi droit que les natifs d'Angleterre.
KATHARINE
Je ne doute point d'apprendre, par la grâce
de Dieu, et en peu de temps.
ALICE
040
N'avez-vous pas déjà oublié ce que je vous ai
enseigné?
KATHARINE
Non, je réciterai à vous promptement: d'
hand, de fingre, de mails -
ALICE
De nails, madame.
KATHARINE
045
De nails, de arm, de ilbow.
ALICE
Sauf votre honneur,
d' elbow.
KATHARINE
Ainsi dis-je: d' elbow, de nick, et de sin.
Comment appelez-vous le pied et la robe?
KATHARINE
Le foot, madame,
et le count.
KATHARINE
050
Le foot et le count! O Seigneur Dieu! Ils
sont les mots de son mauvais, corruptible, gros et
impudique, et non pour les dames d'honneur d'user.
Je ne voudrais pronouncer ces mots devant les seig-
neurs de France pour tout le monde. Foh! Le foot et le
055
count! Néanmoins, je réciterai une autre fois ma leçon
ensemble: d' hand, de fingre, de nails, de arm,
d' elbow, de nick, de sin, de foot, le count.
ALICE
Excellent, madame!
KATHARINE
C'est assez pour une fois. Allons-nous a
060
dîner.
Exit [with Alice].
3-5
Enter the King of France, the Dauphin, [the Duke of Brittany,] the Constable of France, and others.
FRENCH KING
'Tis certain he hath passed the River Somme.
CONSTABLE
And if he be not fought withal, my lord,
Let us not live in France; let us quit all
And give our vineyards to a barbarous people.
DAUPHIN
005
O Dieu vivant! Shall a few sprays of us,
The emptying of our fathers' luxury,
Our scions, put in wild and savage stock,
Spirt up so suddenly into the clouds
And overlook their grafters?
BRITTANY
010
Normans, but bastard Normans. Norman bastards!
Mort de ma vie,
if they march along
Unfought withal, but I will sell my dukedom
To buy a slobbery and a dirty farm
In that nook-shotten isle of Albion.
CONSTABLE
015
Dieu de batailles,
where have they this mettle?
Is not their climate foggy, raw, and dull,
On whom as in despite the sun looks pale,
Killing their fruit with frowns? Can sodden water,
A drench for sur-reined jades, their barley broth,
020Decoct their cold blood to such valiant heat?
And shall our quick blood, spirited With wine,
Seem frosty?
O, for honor of our land,
Let us not hang like roping icicles
Upon our houses' thatch, whiles a more frosty people
025Sweat drops of gallant youth in our rich fields!
"Poor" may we call them in their native lords.
DAUPHIN
By faith and honor,
Our madams mock at us and plainly say
Our mettle is bred out, and they will give
030
Their bodies to the lust of English youth
To new-store France with bastard warriors.
BRITTANY
They bid us to the English dancing schools,
And teach lavoltas high and swift corantos,
Saying our grace is only in our heels
035And that we are most lofty runaways.
FRENCH KING
Where is Montjoy the herald? Speed him hence.
Let him greet England with our sharp defiance.
Up, princes, and with spirit of honor edged
More sharper than your swords, hie to the field!
040Charles Delabreth, High Constable of France,
You Dukes of Orleans, Bourbon, and of Berri,
Alençon, Brabant, Bar, and Burgundy,
Jaques Chatillion, Rambures, Vaudemont,
Beaumont, Grandpré, Roussi, and Faulconbridge,
045Foix, Lestrelles, Boucicault, and Charolais,
High dukes, great princes, barons, lords, and knights,
For your great seats now quit you of great shames.
Bar Harry England, that sweeps through our land
With pennons painted in the blood of Harfleur.
050Rush on his host, as doth the melted snow
Upon the valleys, whose low vassal seat
The Alps doth spit and void his rheum upon.
Go down upon him -- you have power enough --
And in a captive chariot into Rouen
055A
Bring him our prisoner.
CONSTABLE
055B
This becomes the great.
Sorry am I his numbers are so few,
His soldiers sick and famished in their march,
For I am sure, when he shall see our army,
He'll drop his heart into the sink of fear
060
And for achievement offer us his ransom.
FRENCH KING
Therefore, Lord Constable, haste on Montjoy,
And let him say to England that we send
To know what willing ransom he will give.
Prince Dauphin, you shall stay with us in Rouen.
DAUPHIN
065
Not so, I do beseech Your Majesty.
FRENCH KING
Be patient, for you shall remain with us.
Now forth, Lord Constable and princes all,
And quickly bring us word of England's fall.
Exeunt.
3-6
Enter Captains, English and Welsh: Gower and Fluellen, [meeting].
GOWER
How now, Captain. Fluellen? Come you from
the bridge?
FLUELLEN
I assure you, there is very excellent services
committed at the bridge.
GOWER
005
Is the Duke of Exeter safe?
FLUELLEN
The Duke of Exeter is as magnanimous as
Agamemnon, and a man that I love and honor with
my soul, and my heart, and my duty, and my live,
and my living, and my uttermost power.
He is not --
010
God be praised and blessed! -- any hurt in the world,
but keeps the bridge most valiantly, with excellent dis-
cipline. There is an aunchient lieutenant there at the
pridge, I think in my very conscience he is as valiant
a man as Mark Antony, and he is a man of no esti-
015
mation in the world, but I did see him do as gallant
service.
GOWER
What do you call him?
FLUELLEN
He is called Aunchient Pistol.
GOWER
I know him not.
Enter Pistol.
FLUELLEN
020
Here is the man.
PISTOL
Captain, I thee beseech to do me favors.
The Duke of Exeter doth love thee well.
FLUELLEN
Ay, I praise God, and I have merited some
love at his hands.
PISTOL
025
Bardolph, a soldier, firm and sound of heart,
And of buxom valor, hath, by cruel fate
And giddy Fortune's furious fickle wheel,
That goddess blind
That stands upon the rolling restless stone -
FLUELLEN
030
By your patience, Aunchient Pistol. Fortune
is painted blind, with a muffler afore her eyes, to sig-
nify to you that Fortune is blind; and she is painted
also with a wheel, to signify to you, which is the moral
of it, that she is turning, and inconstant, and mutabil-
035
ity, and variation; and her foot, look you, is fixed upon
a spherical stone, which rolls, and rolls, and rolls. In
good truth, the poet is make a most excellent descrip-
tion of it.
Fortune is an excellent moral.
PISTOL
Fortune is Bardolph's foe, and frowns on him;
040
For he hath stol'n a pax,
And hanged must'a be -- a damnèd death!
Let gallows gape for dog; let man go free,
And let not hemp his windpipe suffocate.
But Exeter hath given the doom of death
045
For pax of little price. --
Therefore, go speak - the Duke will hear thy voice --
And let not Bardolph's vital thread be cut
With edge of penny cord and vile reproach.
Speak, Captain, for his life, and I will thee requite.
FLUELLEN
050
Aunchient Pistol, I do partly understand
your meaning.
PISTOL
Why then rejoice therefor.
FLUELLEN
Certainly, Aunchient,
it is not a thing to re-
joice at. For if, look you, he were my brother, I would
055
desire the Duke to use his good pleasure and put him
to execution; for discipline ought to be used.
PISTOL
Die and be damned! And figo for thy friendship!
FLUELLEN
It is well.
PISTOL
The fig of Spain!
Exit.
FLUELLEN
060Very good.
GOWER
Why, this is an arrant counterfeit rascal! I
remember him now; a bawd, a cutpurse.
FLUELLEN
I'll assure you, 'a uttered as prave words at
the pridge as you shall see in a summer's day. But it is
065very well. What he has spoke to me, that is well, I
warrant you, when time is serve.
GOWER
Why, 'tis a gull, a fool, a rogue, that now and
then goes to the wars, to grace himself at his return
into London under the form of a soldier. And such
070fellows are perfect in the great commanders' names,
and they will learn you by rote where services were
done -- at such and such a sconce, at such a breach, at
such a convoy; who came off bravely, who was shot,
who disgraced, what terms the enemy stood on -- and
075this they con perfectly in the phrase of war, which
they trick up with new-tuned oaths.
And what a
beard of the General's cut and a horrid suit
of the
camp will do among foaming bottles and ale-washed
wits is wonderful to be thought on. But you must
080learn to know such slanders of the age, or else you
may be marvelously mistook.
FLUELLEN
I tell you what, Captain Gower, I do perceive
he is not the man that he would gladly make show
to the world he is. If I find a hole in his coat, I will tell
085
him my mind. [Drum heard.] Hark you, the King is
coming, and I must speak with him from the pridge.
Drum and colors. Enter the King and his poor soldiers [and Gloucester].
FLUELLEN
God pless Your Majesty!
KING HENRY
How now, Fluellen, cam'st thou from the bridge?
FLUELLEN
Ay, so please Your Majesty. The Duke of
090
Exeter has very gallantly maintained the pridge. The
French is gone off, look you, and there is gallant and
most prave passages. Marry, th' athversary was have
possession of the pridge, but he is enforced to retire,
095
and the Duke of Exeter is master of the pridge. I can
tell Your Majesty, the Duke is a prave man.
KING HENRY
What men have you lost, Fluellen?
FLUELLEN
The perdition of th'athversary hath been very
great, reasonable great. Marry, for my part,
I think the
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Duke hath lost never a man, but one that is like to be ex-
ecuted for robbing a church, one Bardolph, if Your Maj-
esty know the man. His face is all bubukles, and whelks,
and knobs, and flames o' fire, and his lips blows at his
nose, and it is like a coal of fire, sometimes plue and
105
sometimes red; but his nose is executed, and his fire's
out.
KING HENRY
We would have all such offenders so cut off. And we
give express charge that, in our marches through the
country, there be nothing compelled from the villages,
110
nothing taken but paid for, none of the French up-
braided or abused in disdainful language; for when len-
ity and cruelty play for a kingdom, the gentler gamester
is the soonest winner.
Tucket. Enter Montjoy.
MONTJOY
You know me by my habit.
KING HENRY
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Well then, I know thee. What shall I know of thee?
MONTJOY
My master's mind.
KING HENRY
Unfold it.
MONTJOY
Thus says my King: "Say thou to Harry of
England, though we seemed dead, we did but sleep.
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Advantage is a better soldier than rashness.
Tell him
we could have rebuked him at Harfleur, but that we
thought not good to bruise an injury till it were full
ripe.
Now we speak upon our cue, and our voice is
imperial. England shall repent his folly, see his
125
weakness, and admire our sufferance.
Bid him there-
fore consider of his ransom, which must proportion
the losses we have borne, the subjects we have lost,
the disgrace we have digested;
which in weight to re-
answer, his pettiness would bow under.
For our losses,
130
his exchequer is too poor; for th' effusion of our blood,
the muster of his kingdom too faint a number; and for
our disgrace, his own person kneeling at our feet but
a weak and worthless satisfaction.
To this add defi-
ance; and tell him, for conclusion, he hath betrayed his
135
followers, whose condemnation is pronounced." So far
my King and master; so much my office.
KING HENRY
What is thy name? I know thy quality.
MONTJOY
Montjoy.
KING HENRY
Thou dost thy office fairly. Turn thee back
140
And tell thy King I do not seek him now,
But could be willing to march on to Calais
Without impeachment. For, to say the sooth,
Though 'tis no wisdom to confess so much
Unto an enemy of craft and vantage,
145
My people are with sickness much enfeebled,
My numbers lessened, and those few I have
Almost no better than so many French,
Who when they were in health, I tell thee, herald,
I thought upon one pair of English legs
150
Did march three Frenchmen. Yet, forgive me, God,
That I do brag thus! This your air of France
Hath blown that vice' in me. I must repent.
Go, therefore, tell thy master here I am;
My ransom is this frail and worthless trunk,
155
My army but a weak and sickly guard.
Yet, God before, tell him we will come on,
Though France himself and such another neighbor
Stand in our way. There's for thy labor, Montjoy.
[He gives a purse.]
KING HENRY
Go bid thy master well advise himself.
160
If we may pass, we will; if we be hindered,
We shall your tawny ground with your red blood
Discolor. And
so, Montjoy, fare you well.
The sum of all our answer is but this:
We would not seek a battle as we are,
165
Nor, as we are, we say we will not shun it.
So tell your master.
MONTJOY
I shall deliver so. Thanks to Your Highness.
[Exit.]
GLOUCESTER
I hope they will not come upon us now.
KING HENRY
We are in God's hand, brother, not in theirs.
170
March to the bridge. It now draws toward night.
Beyond the river we'll encamp ourselves,
And on tomorrow bid them march away.
Exeunt.
3-7
[Enter the Constable of France, the Lord Rambures, Orleans, Dauphin, with others.
CONSTABLE
Tut,
I have the best armor of the world.
Would it were day!
ORLEANS
You have an excellent armor; but let my
horse have his due.
CONSTABLE
005
It is the best horse of Europe.
ORLEANS
Will it never be morning?
DAUPHIN
My lord of Orleans and my Lord High
Constable, you talk of horse and armor?
ORLEANS
You are as well provided of both as any
010
prince in the world.
DAUPHIN
What a long night is this!
I will not change
my horse with any that treads but on four pasterns.
Ça, ha! He bounds from the earth as if his entrails
were hairs; le cheval volant, the Pegasus, qui a les narines
015
de feu!
When I bestride him, I soar, I am a hawk. He
trots the air. The earth sings when he touches it. The
basest horn of his hoof is more musical than the pipe
of Hermes.
ORLEANS
He's of the color of the nutmeg.
DAUPHIN
020
And of the heat of the ginger. It is a beast for
Perseus.
He is pure air and fire; and the dull elements
of earth and water never appear in him, but only in
patient stillness while his rider mounts him. He is in-
deed a horse,
and all other jades you may call beasts.
CONSTABLE
025
Indeed, my lord, it is a most absolute and
excellent horse.
DAUPHIN
It is the prince of palfreys. His neigh is like
the bidding of a monarch, and his countenance
enforces homage.
ORLEANS
030
No more, cousin.
DAUPHIN
Nay, the man hath no wit that cannot, from
the rising of the lark to the lodging of the lamb, vary
deserved praise on my palfrey. It is a theme as fluent
as the sea; turn the sands into eloquent tongues, and
035
my horse is argument for them all. 'Tis a subject for a
sovereign to reason on, and for a sovereign's sovereign
to ride on; and for the world, familiar to us and un-
known, to lay apart their particular functions and
wonder at him.
I once writ a sonnet in his praise, and
040
began thus: "Wonder of nature --"
ORLEANS
I have heard a sonnet begin so to one's
mistress.
DAUPHIN
Then did they imitate that which I composed
to my courser, for my horse is my mistress.
ORLEANS
045Your mistress bears well.
DAUPHIN
Me well, which is the prescript praise and
perfection of a good and particular mistress.
CONSTABLE
Nay, for
methought yesterday your mis-
tress shrewdly shook your back.
DAUPHIN
050So perhaps did yours.
CONSTABLE
Mine was not bridled.
DAUPHIN
O, then belike she was old and gentle, and
you rode like a kern of Ireland, your French hose off,
and in your strait strossers.
CONSTABLE
055You have good judgment in horsemanship.
DAUPHIN
Be warned by me, then: they that ride so,
and ride not warily, fall into foul bogs. I had rather
have my horse to my mistress.
CONSTABLE
I had as lief have my mistress a jade.
DAUPHIN
060I tell thee, Constable, my mistress wears his
own hair.
CONSTABLE
I could make as true a boast as that, if I had
a sow to my mistress.
DAUPHIN
"Le chien est retourné à son propre vomissement,
065et la truie lavée au bourbier." Thou mak'st use of
anything.
CONSTABLE
Yet do I not use my horse for my mistress,
or any such proverb so little kin to the purpose.
RAMBURES
My Lord Constable, the armor that I saw in
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your tent tonight, are those stars or suns upon it?
CONSTABLE
Stars, my lord.
DAUPHIN
Some of them will fall tomorrow, I hope.
CONSTABLE
And yet my sky shall not want.
DAUPHIN
That maybe, for you bear a many superflu-
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ously, and 'twere more honor some were away.
CONSTABLE
Even as your horse bears your praises,
who would trot as well, were some of your brags
dismounted.
DAUPHIN
Would I were able to load him with his
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desert!
Will it never be day? I will trot tomorrow a
mile, and my way shall be paved with English faces.
CONSTABLE
I will not say so, for fear I should be faced
out of my way. But I would it were morning, for I
would fain be about the ears of the English.
RAMBURES
085
Who will go to hazard with me for twenty
prisoners?
CONSTABLE
You must first go yourself to hazard, ere
you have them.
DAUPHIN
'Tis midnight.
I'll go arm myself.
Exit.
ORLEANS
090
The Dauphin longs for morning.
RAMBURES
He longs to eat the English.
CONSTABLE
I think he will eat all he kills.
ORLEANS
By the white hand of my lady, he's a gallant
prince.
CONSTABLE
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Swear by her foot, that she may tread out
the oath.
ORLEANS
He is simply the most active gentleman of
France.
CONSTABLE
Doing is activity, and he will still be doing.
ORLEANS
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He never did harm, that I heard of.
CONSTABLE
Nor will do none tomorrow. He will keep
that good name still.
ORLEANS
I know him to be valiant.
CONSTABLE
I was told that by one that knows him
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better than you.
ORLEANS
What's he?
CONSTABLE
Marry, he told me so himself, and he said
he cared not who knew it.
ORLEANS
He needs not; it is no hidden virtue in him.
CONSTABLE
110By my faith, sir, but it is. Never anybody
saw it but his lackey. 'Tis a hooded valor, and when it
appears it will bate.
ORLEANS
Ill will never said well.
CONSTABLE
I will cap that proverb with "There is
115flattery in friendship."
ORLEANS
And I will take up that with "Give the devil
his due."
CONSTABLE
Well placed. There stands your friend for
the devil. Have at the very eye of that proverb with "A
120pox of the devil."
ORLEANS
You are the better at proverbs by how much
"A fool's bolt is soon shot."
CONSTABLE
You have shot over.
ORLEANS
'Tis not the first time you were overshot.
Enter a Messenger.
MESSENGER
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My Lord High Constable, the English lie
within fifteen hundred paces of your tents.
CONSTABLE
Who hath measured the ground?
MESSENGER
The Lord Grandpré
CONSTABLE
A valiant and most expert gentleman.
[Exit Messenger.]
CONSTABLE
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Would it were day! Alas, poor Harry of
England! He longs not for the dawning as we do.
ORLEANS
What a wretched and peevish fellow is this
King of England, to mope with his fat-brained follow-
ers so far out of his knowledge!
CONSTABLE
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If the English had any apprehension, they
would run away.
ORLEANS
That they lack; for if their heads had any
intellectual armor, they could never wear such heavy
headpieces.
RAMBURES
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That island of England breeds very valiant
creatures, their mastiffs are of unmatchable courage.
ORLEANS
Foolish curs, that run winking into the mouth
of a Russian bear and have their heads crushed like
rotten apples. You may as well say "That's a valiant flea
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that dare eat his breakfast on the lip of a lion."
CONSTABLE
Just, just! And the men do sympathize with
the mastiffs in robustious and rough coming on, leav-
ing their wits with their wives; and then
give them
great meals of beef and iron and steel, they will eat like
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wolves and fight like devils.
ORLEANS
Ay, but these English are shrewdly out of
beef.
CONSTABLE
Then shall we find tomorrow they have
stomachs to eat and none to fight.
Now is it time
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to arm. Come, shall we about it?
ORLEANS
It is now two o'clock; but let me see, by ten
We shall have each a hundred Englishmen.
Exeunt.
4-0
[Enter] Chorus.
CHORUS
Now entertain conjecture of a time
When creeping murmur and the poring dark
Fills the wide vessel of the universe.
From camp to camp, through the foul womb of night,
005
The hum of either army stilly sounds,
That the fixed sentinels almost receive
The secret whispers of each other's watch.
Fire answers fire, and through their paly flames
Each battle sees the other's umbered face.
010
Steed threatens steed, in high and boastful neighs
Piercing the night's dull ear; and from the tents
The armorers, accomplishing the knights,
With busy hammers closing rivets up,
Give dreadful note of preparation
015
The country cocks do crow, the clocks do toll,
And the third hour of drowsy morning name.
Proud of their numbers and secure in soul,
The confident and overlusty French
Do the low-rated English play at dice,
020
And chide the cripple tardy-gaited night,
Who like a foul an ungly witch doth limp
So tediously away. The poor condemnèd English,
Like sacrifices, by their watchful fires
Sit patiently and inly ruminate
025
The morning's danger; and their gesture sad,
Investing lank-lean cheeks and war-worn coats,
Presenteth them unto the gazing moon
So many horrid ghosts. O, now, who will behold
The royal captain of this ruined band
030
Walking from watch to watch, from tent to tent,
Let him cry, "Praise and glory on his head!"
For forth he goes and visits all his host,
Bids them good morrow with a modest smile,
And calls them brothers, friends, and countrymen.
035
Upon his royal face there is no note
How dread an army hath enrounded him.
Nor doth he dedicate one jot of color
Unto the weary and all-watchèd night,
But freshly looks and overbears attaint
040
With cheerful semblance and sweet majesty;
That every wretch, pining and pale before,
Beholding him, plucks comfort from his looks.
A largess universal like the sun
His liberal eye doth give to everyone,
045
Thawing cold fear, that mean and gentle all
Behold, as may unworthiness define,
A little touch of Harry in the night.
And so our scene must to the battle fly;
Where -- O, for pity! -- we shall much disgrace
050
With four or five most vile and ragged foils,
Right ill-disposed in brawl ridiculous,
The name of Agincourt. Yet sit and see,
Minding true things by what their mockeries be.
Exit.
4-1
Enter the King, Bedford, and Gloucester.
KING HENRY
Gloucester, 'tis true that
we are in great danger;
The greater therefore should our courage be.
Good morrow, brother Bedford. God Almighty!
There is some soul of goodness in things evil,
005
Would men observingly distill it out;
For our bad neighbor makes us early stirrers,
Which is both healthful and good husbandry.
Besides, they are our outward consciences,
And preachers to us all, admonishing
010
That we should dress us fairly for our end.
Thus may we gather honey from the weed
And make a moral of the devil himself.
Enter Erpingham.
KING HENRY
Good morrow, old Sir Thomas Erpingham.
A good soft pillow for that good white head
015
Were better than a churlish turf of France.
ERPINGHAM
Not so, my liege. This lodging likes me better,
Since I may say, "Now lie I like a king."
KING HENRY
'Tis good for men to love their present pains
Upon example; so the spirit is eased.
020And when the mind is quickened, out of doubt
The organs, though defunct and dead before,
Break up their drowsy grave and newly move
With casted slough and fresh legerity.
Lend me thy cloak, Sir Thomas.
[The King puts on Erpingham's cloak.]
KING HENRY
Brothers both,
025
Commend me to the princes in our camp;
Do my good morrow to them, and anon
Desire them all to my pavilion.
GLOUCESTER
We shall, my liege.
ERPINGHAM
Shall I attend Your Grace?
KING HENRY
030
No, my good knight,
Go with my brothers to my lords of England.
I and my bosom must debate awhile,
And then I would no other company.
ERPINGHAM
The Lord in heaven bless thee, noble Harry!
Exeunt [all but the King].
KING HENRY
035
God-a-mercy, old heart!
Thou speak'st cheerfully.
Enter Pistol.
PISTOL
Che vous là?
KING HENRY
A friend.
PISTOL
Discuss unto me: art thou officer,
Or art thou base, common, and popular?
KING HENRY
040
I am a gentleman of a company.
PISTOL
Trail'st thou the puissant pike?
KING HENRY
Even so. What are you?
PISTOL
As good a gentleman as the Emperor.
KING HENRY
Then you are a better than the King.
PISTOL
045
The King's a bawcock and a heart of gold,
A lad of life, an imp of fame,
Of parents good, of fist most valiant.
I kiss his dirty shoe, and from heartstring
I love the lovely bully. What is thy name?
KING HENRY
050
Harry le Roy.
PISTOL
Le Roy? A Cornish name.
Art thou of Cornish crew?
KING HENRY
No, I am a Welshman.
PISTOL
Know'st thou Fluellen?
KING HENRY
Yes.
PISTOL
055
Tell him I'll knock his leek about his pate
Upon Saint Davy's Day.
KING HENRY
Do not you wear your dagger in your cap that
day, lest he knock that about yours.
PISTOL
Art thou his friend?
KING HENRY
060
And his kinsman too.
PISTOL
The figo for thee, then!
KING HENRY
I thank you. God be with you!
PISTOL
My name is Pistol called.
Exit.
KING HENRY
It sorts well with your fierceness.
Manet King [standing apart].
Enter Fluellen and Gower [meeting].
GOWER
065
Captain Fluellen!
FLUELLEN
So,
in the name of Jesu Christ, speak fewer,
It is the greatest admiration in the universal world,
when the true and auchient prerogatifes and laws of
the wars is not kept.
If you would take the pains but
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to examine the wars of Pompey the Great, you shall
find, I warrant you, that
there is no tiddle-taddle nor
pibble-pabble in Pompey's camp. I warrant you, you
shall find the ceremonies of the wars, and the cares of
it, and the forms of it, and the sobriety of it, and the
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modesty of it,
to be otherwise.
GOWER
Why, the enemy is loud; you hear him all
night.
FLUELLEN
If the enemy is an ass and a fool and a prating
coxcomb, is it meet, think you, that we should also,
080
look you, be an ass and a fool and a prating coxcomb?
In your own conscience, now?
GOWER
I will speak lower.
FLUELLEN
I pray you and beseech you that you will.
Exit [with Gower].
KING HENRY
Though it appear a little out of fashion,
085
There is much care and valor in this Welshman.
Enter three soldiers, John Bates, Alexander Court, and Michael Williams.
COURT
Brother John Bates, is not that the morning
which breaks yonder.
BATES
I think it be. But we have no great cause to
desire the approach of day.
WILLIAMS
090
We see yonder the beginning of the day, but
I think we shall never see the end of it. -- Who goes
there?
KING HENRY
A friend.
WILLIAMS
Under what captain serve you?
KING HENRY
095
Under Sir Thomas Erpingham.
WILLIAMS
A good old commander and a most kind
gentleman. I pray you, what thinks he of our estate?
KING HENRY
Even as men wrecked upon a sand, that look to
be washed off the next tide.
BATES
100
He hath not told his thought to the King?
KING HENRY
No, nor it is not meet he should. For,
though I
speak it to you,
I think the King is but a man, as I am.
The violet smells to him as it doth to me;
the element
shows to him as it doth to me; all his senses have but
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human conditions.
His ceremonies laid by, in his
nakedness he appears but a man:
and though his
affections are higher mounted than ours, yet when
they stoop, they stoop with the like wing.
Therefore
when he sees reason of fears, as we do, his fears, out
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of doubt, be of the same relish as ours are. Yet,
in
reason,
no man should possess him with any appear-
ance of fear, lest he, by showing it, should dishearten
his army.
BATES
He may show what outward courage he will; but
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I believe, as cold a night as 'tis, he could wish himself
in Thames up to the neck; and so I would he were
and I by him, at all adventures, so we were quit here.
KING HENRY
By my troth, I will speak my conscience of the
King:
I think he would not wish himself anywhere but
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where he is.
BATES
Then I would he were here alone. So should he be
sure to be ransomed, and a many poor men's lives
saved.
KING HENRY
I dare say you love him not so ill to wish him here
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alone, howsoever you speak this to feel other men's
minds.
Methinks I could not die anywhere so con-
tented as in the King's company, his cause being just
and his quarrel honorable.
WILLIAMS
That's more than we know.
BATES
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Ay, or more than we should seek after; for we
know enough if we know we are the King's subjects.
If his cause be wrong, our obedience to the King
wipes the crime of it out of us.
WILLIAMS
But if the cause be not good, the King
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himself hath a heavy reckoning to make, when all
those legs and arms and heads, chopped off in a
battle, shall join together at the Latter Day and cry all,
"We died at such a place" -- some swearing, some
crying for a surgeon, some upon their wives left poor
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behind them, some upon the debts they owe, some
upon their children rawly left. I am afeard there are
few die well that die in a battle; for how can they
charitably dispose of anything, when blood is their
argument? Now, if these men do not die well, it will
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be a black matter for the King that led them to it;
who
to disobey were against all proportion of subjection.
KING HENRY
So, if a son that is by his father sent about
merchandise do sinfully miscarry upon the sea, the
imputation of his wickedness, by your rule, should be
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imposed upon his father that sent him;
or if a servant,
under his master's command transporting a sum of
money, be assailed by robbers and die in many
irreconciled iniquities, you may call the business of the
master the author of the servant's damnation.
But this
155
is not so. The King is not bound to answer the par-
ticular endings of his soldiers, the father of his son, nor
the master of his servant;
for they purpose not their
deaths when they propose their services. Besides,
there is no king, be his cause never so spotless, if it
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come to the arbitrament of swords,
can try it out with
all unspotted soldiers. Some, peradventure, have on
them the guilt of premeditated and contrived murder;
some, of beguiling virgins with the broken seals of
perjury; some, making the wars their bulwark, that
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have before gored the gentle bosom of peace with
pillage and robbery. Now, if these men have defeated
the law and outrun native punishment, though they
can outstrip men, they have no wings to fly from God.
War is his beadle, war is his vengeance; so that here
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men are punished for before-breach of the King's laws
in now the King's quarrel. Where they feared the
death, they have borne life away; and where they
would be safe, they perish. Then if they die unpro-
vided, no more is the King guilty of their damnation
175
than he was before guilty of those impieties for the
which they are now visited.
Every subject's duty is the
King's; but every subject's soul is his own.
Therefore
should every soldier in the wars do as every sick man
in his bed, wash every mote out of his conscience; and
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dying so, death is to him advantage, or not dying, the
time was blessedly lost wherein such preparation was
gained. And in him that escapes, it were not sin to
think that, making God so free an offer, He let him
outlive that day to see His greatness and to teach
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others how they should prepare.
WILLIAMS
Tis certain, every man that dies ill, the ill
upon his own head, the King is not to answer it.
BATES
I do not desire he should answer for me, and yet
I determine to fight lustily for him.
KING HENRY
190
I myself heard the King say he would not be
ransomed.
WILLIAMS
Ay, he said so, to make us fight cheerfully;
but when our throats are cut, he may be ransomed
and we ne'er the wise.
KING HENRY
195
If I live to see it, I will never trust his word after.
WILLIAMS
You pay him then!
That's a perilous shot out
of an elder-gun, that a poor and a private displeasure
can do against a monarch. You may as well go about
to turn the sun to ice with fanning in his face with a
200
peacock's feather.
You'll never trust his word after!
Come, 'tis a foolish saying.
KING HENRY
Your reproof is something too round. I should be
angry with you, if the time were convenient.
WILLIAMS
Let it be a quarrel between us, if you live.
KING HENRY
205
I embrace it.
WILLIAMS
How shall I know thee again?
KING HENRY
Give me any gage of thine, and I will wear it in
my bonnet. Then if ever thou dar'st acknowledge it, I
will make it my quarrel.
WILLIAMS
210
Here's my glove. Give me another of thine.
KING HENRY
There.
[They exchange gloves.]
WILLIAMS
This will I also wear in my cap. If ever thou
come to me and say, after tomorrow, "This is my
glove," by this hand, I will take thee a box on the ear.
KING HENRY
215
If ever I live to see it, I will challenge it.
WILLIAMS
Thou dar'st as well be hanged.
KING HENRY
Well, I will do it, though I take thee in the King's
company.
WILLIAMS
Keep thy word. Fare thee well.
BATES
220
Be friends, you English fools, be friends. We
have French quarrels enough, if you could tell how to
reckon.
KING HENRY
Indeed, the French may lay twenty French crowns
to one they will beat us, for they bear them on their
225
shoulders; but it is no English treason to cut French
crowns, and tomorrow the King himself will be a
clipper.
Exeunt soldiers.
KING HENRY
Upon the King! Let us our lives, our souls,
Our debts, our careful wives,
230
Our children, and our sins lay on the King!
We must bear all. O hard condition,
Twin-born with greatness, subject to the breath
Of every fool, whose sense no more can feel
But his own wringing!
What infinite heartsease
235
Must kings neglect that private men enjoy!
And what have kings that privates have not too,
Save ceremony,
save general ceremony?
And what art thou, thou idol ceremony?
What kind of god art thou,
that suffer'st more
240
Of mortal griefs than do thy worshipers?
What are thy rents? What are thy comings-in?
O ceremony, show me but thy worth!
What is thy soul of adoration?
Art thou aught else but place, degree, and form,
245
Creating awe and fear in other men?
Wherein thou art less happy, being feared,
Than they in fearing.
What drink'st thou oft, instead of homage sweet,
But poisoned flattery? O, be sick, great greatness,
250
And bid thy ceremony give thee cure!
Thinks thou the fiery fever will go out
With titles blown from adulation?
Will it give place to flexure and low bending?
Canst thou, when thou command'st the beggar's knee,
255
Command the health of it? No, thou proud dream,
That play'st so subtly with a king's repose.
I am a king that find thee, and I know
'Tis not the balm, the scepter, and the ball,
The sword, the mace,
the crown imperial,
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The intertissued robe of gold and pearl,
The farcèd title running 'fore the king,
The throne he sits on, nor the tide of pomp
That beats upon the high shore of this world --
No, not all these, thrice-gorgeous ceremony,
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Not all these,
laid in bed majestical,
Can sleep so soundly as the wretched slave
Who, with a body filled and vacant mind,
Gets him to rest, crammed with distressful bread;
Never sees horrid night, the child of hell,
270
But like a lackey from the rise to set
Sweats in the eye of Phoebus, and all night
Sleeps in Elysium; next day after dawn
Doth rise and help Hyperion to his horse,
And follows so the ever-running year
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With profitable labor to his grave.
And but for ceremony, such a wretch,
Winding up days with toil and nights with sleep,
Had the forehand and vantage of a king.
The slave, a member of the country's peace,
280
Enjoys it, but in gross brain little wots
What watch the King keeps to maintain the peace,
Whose hours the peasant best advantages.
Enter Erpingham.
ERPINGHAM
My lord, your nobles, jealous of you absence,
Seek through your camp to find you.
KING HENRY
Good old knight,
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Collect them all together at my tent.
I'll be before thee.
ERPINGHAM
I shall do 't, my lord.
Exit.
KING HENRY
O God of battles, steel my soldiers' hearts;
Possess them not with fear! Take from them now
The sense of reckoning, ere th' opposèd numbers
290
Pluck their hearts from them.
Not today, O Lord,
O, not today, think not upon the fault
My father made in compassing the crown!
I Richard's body have interrèd new,
And on it have bestowed more contrite tears
295
Than from it issued forcèd drops of blood.
Five hundred poor I have in yearly pay
Who twice a day their withered hands hold up
Toward heaven, to pardon blood; and I have built
Two chantries, where the sad and solemn priests
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Sing still for Richard's soul. More will I do;
Though all that I can do is nothing worth,
Since that my penitence comes after all,
Imploring pardon.
Enter Gloucester.
GLOUCESTER
My liege!
KING HENRY
305
My brother Gloucester's voice? Ay;
I know thy errand. I will go with thee.
The day, my friends, and all things stay for me.
Exeunt.
4-2
Enter the Dauphin, Orleans, Rambures, and Beaumont.
ORLEANS
The sun doth gild our armor. Up, my lords!
DAUPHIN
Monte cheval! My horse! Varlet! Lacquais! Ha!
ORLEANS
O brave spirit!
DAUPHIN
Via, les eaux et terre!
ORLEANS
005
Rien puis? Lair et feu?
DAUPHIN
Cieux, cousin Orleans.
Enter Constable.
DAUPHIN
Now, my Lord Constable!
CONSTABLE
Hark, how our steeds, for present service neigh!
DAUPHIN
Mount them, and make incision in their hides,
010
That their hot blood may spin in English eyes
And dout them with superfluous courage. Ha!
RAMBURES
What, will you have them weep our, horses' blood?
How shall we then behold their natural tears?
Enter Messenger.
MESSENGER
The English are embattled, you French peers.
CONSTABLE
015
To horse, you gallant princes, straight to horse!
Do but behold yond poor and starvèd band,
And your fair show shall suck away their souls,
Leaving them but the shales and husks of men.
There is not work enough for all our hands,
020
Scarce blood enough in all their sickly veins
To give each naked curtal ax a stain
That our French gallants shall today draw out
And sheathe for lack of sport. Let us but blow on them,
The vapor of our valor will o'erturn them.
025'Tis positive against all exceptions, lords,
That our superfluous lackeys and our peasants,
Who in unnecessary action swarm
About our squares of battle, were enough
To purge this field of such a hilding foe,
030Though we upon this mountain's basis by
Took stand for idle speculation --
But that our honors must not. What's to say?
A very little little let us do
And all is done. Then let the trumpets sound
035
The tucket sonance and the note to mount;
For our approach shall so much dare the field
That England shall couch down in fear and yield.
Enter Grandpré.
GRANDPRÉ
Why do you stay so long, my lords of France?
Yond island carrions, desperate of the bones,
040
Ill-favoredly become the morning field.
Their ragged curtains poorly are let loose,
And our air shakes them passing scornfully.
Big Mars seems bankrupt in their beggared host
And faintly through a rusty beaver peeps.
045
The horsemen sit like fixèd candlesticks,
With torch staves in their hand, and their poor jades
Lob down their heads, drooping the hides and hips,
The gum down-roping from their pale-dead eyes,
And in their pale dull mouths the gimmaled bit
050
Lies foul with chewed grass, still and motionless;
And their executors, the knavish crows,
Fly o'er them all impatient for their hour.
Description cannot suit itself in words
To demonstrate the life of such a battle
055In life so lifeless as it shows itself.
CONSTABLE
They have said their prayers, and they stay for death.
DAUPHIN
Shall we go send them dinners and fresh suits,
And give their fasting horses provender,
And after fight with them?
CONSTABLE
060
I stay but for my guard. On to the field!
I will the banner from a trumpet take,
And use it for my haste.
Come,
come, away!
The sun is high, and we outwear the day.
Exeunt
4-3
Enter Gloucester, Bedford, Exeter, Erpingham, with all his host, Salisbury, and Westmorland.
GLOUCESTER
Where is the King?
BEDFORD
The King himself is rode to view their battle.
WESTMORLAND
Of fighting men they have full threescore thousand.
EXETER
There's five to one. Besides, they all are fresh.
SALISBURY
005
Gods arm strike with us!
Tis a fearful odds.
God b' wi' you, princes all; I'll to my charge.
If we no more meet till we meet in heaven,
Then, joyfully, my noble lord of Bedford,
My dear lord Gloucester, and my good lord Exeter,
010
And my kind kinsman, warriors all, adieu!
BEDFORD
Farewell, good Salisbury, and good luck go with thee!
EXETER
Farewell, kind lord. Fight valiantly today!
And yet I do thee wrong to mind thee of it,
For thou art framed of the firm truth of valor.
[Exit Salisbury.]
BEDFORD
015
He is as full of valor as of kindness,
Princely in both.
Enter the King.
WESTMORLAND
O, that we now had here
But one ten thousand of those men in England
That do no work today!
KING HENRY
What's he that wishes so?
My cousin Westmorland? No, my fair cousin.
020
If we are marked to die, we are enough
To do our country loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of honor.
God's will, I pray thee, wish not one man more.
By Jove, I am not covetous for gold,
025
Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;
It yearns me not if men my garments wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires.
But if it be a sin to covet honor
I am the most offending soul alive.
030
No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from England.
God's peace, I would not lose so great an honor
As one man more, methinks, would share from me
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, Westmorland, through my host
035
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made
And crowns for convoy put into his purse.
We would not die in that mans company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
040
This day is called the Feast of Crispian.
He that outlives this day and comes safe home
Will stand a-tiptoe when this day is named
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall see this day and live old age
045
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbors
And say, "Tomorrow is Saint Crispian."
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say, "These wounds I had on Crispin's Day."
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
050
But he'll remember with advantages
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in mouth as household words --
Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester --
055
Be in their flowing cups freshly remembered.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be rememberèd --
060
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers.
For he today that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition.
And gentlemen in England now abed
065
Shall think themselves accurst they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day.
Enter Salisbury.
SALISBURY
My sovereign lord, bestow yourself with speed.
The French are bravely in their battles set,
070
And will with all expedience charge on us.
KING HENRY
All things are ready, if our minds be so.
WESTMORLAND
Perish the man whose mind is backward now!
KING HENRY
Thou dost not wish more help from England, coz?
WESTMORLAND
God's will, my liege, would you and I alone,
075
Without more help, could fight this royal battle!
KING HENRY
Why, now thou hast unwished five thousand men,
Which likes me better than to wish us one. --
You know your places. God be with you all!
Tucket. Enter Montjoy
MONTJOY
Once more I come to know of thee, King Harry,
080
If for thy ransom thou wilt now compound
Before thy most assurèd overthrow;
For certainly thou art so near the gulf
Thou needs must be englutted. Besides, in mercy
The Constable desires thee thou wilt mind
085
Thy followers of repentance, that their souls
May make a peaceful and a sweet retire
From off these fields where, wretches, their poor bodies
Must lie and fester.
KING HENRY
Who hath sent thee now?
MONTJOY
The Constable of France.
KING HENRY
090
I pray thee, bear my former answer back:
Bid them achieve me, and then sell my bones.
Good God, why should they mock poor fellows thus.
The man that once did sell the lion's skin
While the beast lived was killed with hunting him.
095
A many of our bodies shall no doubt
Find native graves, upon the which, I trust,
Shall witness live in brass of this day's work.
And those that leave their valiant bones in France,
Dying like men, though buried in your dunghills,
100
They shall be famed; for there the sun shall greet them
And draw their honors reeking up to heaven,
Leaving their earthly parts to choke your clime,
The smell whereof shall breed a plague in France.
Mark then abounding valor in our English,
105That, being dead, like to the bullets crazing
Break out into a second course of mischief,
Killing in relapse of mortality.
Let me speak proudly. Tell the Constable
We are but warriors for the working day.
110
Our gayness and our gilt are all besmirched
With rainy marching in the painful field,
There's not a piece of feather in our host --
Good argument, I hope, we will not fly --
And time hath worn us into slovenry.
115
But, by the Mass, our hearts are in the trim!
And my poor soldiers tell me, yet ere night
They'll be in fresher robes, or they will pluck
The gay new coats o'er the French soldiers' heads
And turn them out of service. If they do this --
120
As, if God please, they shall -- my ransom then
Will soon be levied.
Herald, save thou thy labor.
Come thou no more for ransom, gentle herald.
They shall have none, I swear, but these my joints,
Which if they have as I will leave 'em them,
125
Shall yield them little, tell the Constable.
MONTJOY
I shall, King Harry. And so fare thee well.
Thou never shalt hear herald any more.
Exit.
KING HENRY
I fear thou wilt once more come again for a ransom.
Enter York [and kneels].
YORK
My lord, most humbly on my knee I beg
130
The leading of the vaward.
KING HENRY
Take it, brave York.
Now, soldiers, march away.
And how thou pleasest, God, dispose the day!
Exeunt.
4-4
Alarum. Excursions. Enter Pistol, French Soldier, [and] Boy.
PISTOL
Yield, cur!
FRENCH SOLDIER
Je pense que vous êtes le gentilhomme de
bonne qualité.
PISTOL
Qualtitie calmie custure me!
005
Art thou a gentleman? What is thy name? Discuss.
FRENCH SOLDIER
O Seigneur Dieu!
PISTOL
O, Signieur Dew should be a gentleman.
Perpend my words, O Signieur Dew, and mark:
O Signieur Dew, thou diest on point of fox,
010
Except, O signieur, thou do give to me
Egregious ransom.
[He threatens him with his sword.]
FRENCH SOLDIER
O, prenez miséricorde! Ayez pitié de
moi!
PISTOL
"Moy" shall not serve. I will have forty moys,
015
Or I will fetch thy rim out at thy throat
In drops of crimson blood.
FRENCH SOLDIER
Est-il impossible d'échapper la force de ton
bras?
PISTOL
Brass, cur?
020
Thou damnèd and luxurious mountain goat,
Offer'st me brass?
FRENCH SOLDIER
O, pardonnez-moi!
PISTOL
Sayst thou me so? Is that a ton of moys?
Come hither, boy. Ask me this slave in French
025
What is his name.
BOY
Écoutez: comment êtes-vous appelé?
FRENCH SOLDIER
Monsieur le Fer.
BOY
He says his name is Master Fer.
PISTOL
Master Fer? I'll fer him, and firk him, and ferret
030
him. Discuss the same in French unto him.
BOY
I do not know the French for fer, and ferret, and
firk.
PISTOL
Bid him prepare, for I will cut his throat.
FRENCH SOLDIER
Que dit-il, monsieur?
BOY
035
Il me commande à vous dire que vous faites vous
prêt; car ce soldat ici est disposé tout à cette heure de
couper votre gorge.
PISTOL
Owy, cuppele gorge, permafoy.
Peasant, unless thou give me crowns, brave crowns,
040
Or mangled shalt thou be by this my sword.
FRENCH SOLDIER
O, je vous supplie, pour l'amour de
Dieu, me pardonner! Je suis le gentilhomme de bonne
maison. Gardez ma vie, et je vous donnerai deux cents
écus.
PISTOL
045
What are his words?
BOY
He prays you to save his life. He is a gentleman of
a good house, and for his ransom he will give you two
hundred crowns.
PISTOL
Tell him my fury shall abate, and I
050
The crowns will take:
FRENCH SOLDIER
Petit monsieur, que dit-il?
BOY
Encore qu'il est contre son jurement de pardonner
aucun prisonnier, néanmoins, pour les écus que vous
l'avez promis, il est content à vous donner la liberté,
055
le franchisement.
FRENCH SOLDIER
[kneeling]
Sur mes genoux je vous
donne mille remercîments; et je m'estime heureux que
j'ai tombé entre les mains d'un chevalier, je pense,
le plus brave, vaillant, et très-distingué seigneur
060
d'Angleterre.
PISTOL
Expound unto me, boy.
BOY
He gives you, upon his knees, a thousand thanks,
and he esteems himself happy that he hath fallen into
the hands of one, as he thinks, the most brave, valor-
065
ous, and thrice-worthy signieur of England.
PISTOL
As I suck blood, I will some mercy show.
Follow me!
BOY
Suivez-vous le grand capitaine.
[Exeunt Pistol and French Soldier.]
BOY
I did never know so full a voice issue
070
from so empty a heart! But the saying is true, "The
empty vessel makes the greatest sound." Bardolph and
Nym had ten times more valor than this roaring devil
i' the old play, that everyone may pare his nails with
a wooden dagger, and they are both hanged; and so
075
would this be, if he durst steal anything adventur-
ously. I must stay with the lackeys, with the luggage
of our camp. The French might have a good prey of
us, if he knew of it, for there is none to guard it but
boys.
Exit.
4-5
Enter Constable, Orleans, Bourbon, Dauphin, and Rambures.
CONSTABLE
O diable!
ORLEANS
O Seigneur! Le jour est perdu, tout est perdu!
DAUPHIN
Mort de ma vie! All is confounded, all.
Reproach and everlasting shame
005Sits mocking in our plumes.
A short alarum.
DAUPHIN
O méchante fortune! Do not run away.
CONSTABLE
Why, all our ranks are broke.
DAUPHIN
O perdurable shame! Let's stab ourselves.
Be these the wretches that we played at dice for?
ORLEANS
010
Is this the king we sent to for his ransom?
BOURBON
Shame and eternal shame, nothing but shame!
Let us die! In once more! Back again!
And he that will not follow Bourbon now,
Let him go hence, and with his cap in hand,
015
Like a base pander, hold the chamber door
Whilst by a slave, no gentler than my dog,
His fairest daughter is contaminated.
CONSTABLE
Disorder, that hath spoiled us, friend us now!
Let us on heaps go offer up our lives.
ORLEANS
020
We are enough yet living in the field
To smother up the English in our throngs,
If any order might be thought upon.
BOURBON
The devil take order now! I'll to the throng.
The life be short, else shame will be too long.
Exeunt
4-6
Alarum. Enter the King and his train, [Exeter, and others,] with prisoners.
KING HENRY
Well have we done, thrice valiant countrymen!
But all's not done; yet keep the French the field.
EXETER
The Duke of York commends him to Your Majesty.
KING HENRY
Lives he, good uncle? Thrice within this hour
005
I saw him down, thrice up again and fighting.
From helmet to the spur all blood he was.
EXETER
In which array, brave soldier, doth he lie,
Larding the plain; and by his bloody side,
Yokefellow to his honor-owing wounds,
010
The noble Earl of Suffolk also lies.
Suffolk first died; and York, all haggled over,
Comes to him, where in gore he lay insteeped,
And takes him by the beard, kisses the gashes
That bloodily did yawn upon his face.
015
He cries aloud, "Tarry, my cousin Suffolk!
My soul shall thine keep company to heaven;
Tarry, sweet soul, for mine, then fly abreast,
As in this glorious and well-foughten field
We kept together in our chivalry!"
020
Upon these words I came and cheered him up.
He smiled me in the face, raught me his hand,
And with a feeble grip says, "Dear my lord,
Commend my service to my sovereign."
So did he turn, and over Suffolk's neck
025
He threw his wounded arm, and kissed his lips,
And so, espoused to death, with blood he sealed
A testament of noble-ending love.
The pretty and sweet manner of it forced
Those waters from me which I would have stopped;
030
But I had not so much of man in me,
And all my mother came into mine eyes
And gave me up to tears.
KING HENRY
I blame you not;
For, hearing this, I must perforce compound
With mistful eyes, or they will issue too.
Alarum.
KING HENRY
035
But, hark, what new alarum is this same?
The French have reinforced their scattered men.
Then every soldier kill his prisoners!
Give the word through.
Exeunt.
4-7
Enter Fluellen and Gower.
FLUELLEN
Kill the poys and the luggage? 'Tis expressly
against the law of arms. 'Tis as arrant a piece of
knavery, mark you now, as can be offert; in your
conscience, now, is it not?
GOWER
005
Tis certain there's not a boy left alive; and the
cowardly rascals that ran from the battle ha' done this
slaughter. Besides, they have burned and carried
away all that was in the King's tent, wherefore the
King most worthily hath caused every soldier to cut
010
his prisoner's throat. O, 'tis a gallant king!
FLUELLEN
Ay, he was porn at Monmouth, Captain
Gower. What call you the town's name where Alex-
ander the Pig was born?
GOWER
Alexander the Great.
FLUELLEN
015
Why, I pray you, is not "pig" great? The pig,
or the great, or the mighty, or the huge, or the
magnanimous, are all one reckonings, save the phrase
is a little variations.
GOWER
I think Alexander the Great was born in
020
Macedon. His father was called Philip of Macedon, as
I take it.
FLUELLEN
I think it is e'en Macedon where Alexander is
porn. I tell you, Captain, if you look in the maps of the
'orld, I warrant you sall find, in the comparisons be
025
tween Macedon and Monmouth, that the situations,
look you, is both alike. There is a river in Macedon,
and there is also moreover a river at Monmouth. It is
called Wye at Monmouth, but it is out of my prains
what is the name of the other river; but 'tis all one, 'tis
030
alike as my fingers is to my fingers, and there is sal-
mons in both. If you mark Alexander's life well, Harry
of Monmouth's life is come after it indifferent well, for
there is figures in all things. Alexander, God knows,
and you know, in his rages, and his furies, and his
035
wraths, and his cholers, and his moods, and his dis-
pleasures, and his indignations, and also being a little
intoxicates in his prains, did, in his ales and his an-
gers, look you, kill his best friend, Cleitus.
GOWER
Our King is not like him in that. He never killed
040
any of his friends.
FLUELLEN
It is not well done, mark you now, to take
the tales out of my mouth ere it is made and finished.
I speak but in the figures and comparisons of it. As
Alexander killed his friend Cleitus, being in his ales
045
and his cups, so also Harry Monmouth, being in his
right wits and his good judgments, turned away the
fat knight with the great-belly doublet. He was full of
jests, and gipes, and knaveries, and mocks. I have
forgot his name.
GOWER
050
Sir John Falstaff.
FLUELLEN
That is he. I'll tell you there is good men
porn at Monmouth.
GOWER
Here comes His Majesty.
Alarum. Enter King Harry, [Warwick, Gloucester, Exeter, and others,] and Bourbon, with [other] prisoners. Flourish.
KING HENRY
I was not angry since I came to France
055
Until this instant. Take a trumpet, herald;
Ride thou unto the horsemen on yond hill.
If they will fight with us, bid them come down,
Or void the field. They do offend our sight.
If they'll do neither, we will come to them,
060
And make them skirr away as swift as stones
Enforcèd from the old Assyrian slings.
Besides, we'll cut the throats of those we have,
And not a man of them that we shall take
Shall taste our mercy. Go and tell them so.
Enter Montjoy.
EXETER
065
Here comes the herald of the French, my liege.
GLOUCESTER
His eyes are humbler than they used to be.
KING HENRY
How now, what means this, herald?
Know'st thou not
That I have fined these bones of mine for ransom?
Com'st thou again for ransom?
MONTJOY
No, great King.
070
I come to thee for charitable license,
That we may wander o'er this bloody field
To book our dead and then to bury them,
To sort our nobles from our common men.
For many of our princes - woe the while! -
075
Lie drowned and soaked in mercenary blood;
So do our vulgar drench their peasant limbs
In blood of princes; and the wounded steeds
Fret fetlock-deep in gore and with wild rage
Yerk out their armèd heels at their dead masters,
080
Killing them twice.
O, give us leave, great King;
To view the field in safety, and dispose
Of their dead bodies!
KING HENRY
I tell thee truly, herald,
I know not if the day be ours or no,
For yet a many of your horsemen peer
085A
And gallop o'er the field.
MONTJOY
085B
The day is yours.
KING HENRY
Praisèd be God, and not our strength, for it!
What is this castle called that stands hard by?
MONTJOY
They call it Agincourt.
KING HENRY
Then call we this the field of Agincourt,
090
Fought on the day of Crispin Crispianus.
FLUELLEN
Your grandfather of famous memory, an 't
please Your Majesty, and your great-uncle Edward the
Plack Prince of Wales, as I have read in the chronicles,
fought a most prave pattle here in France.
KING HENRY
095
They did, Fluellen.
FLUELLEN
Your Majesty says very true. If Your Majes-
ties is remembered of it, the Welshmen did good
service in a garden where leeks did grow, wearing
leeks in their Monmouth caps, which, Your Majesty
100
know, to this hour is an honorable badge of the
service; and I do believe Your Majesty takes no scorn
to wear the leek upon Saint Tavy's Day.
KING HENRY
I wear it for a memorable honor,
For I am Welsh, you know, good countryman.
FLUELLEN
105
All the water in Wye cannot wash Your
Majesty's Welsh plood out of your pody, I can tell you
that. God pless it and preserve it, as long as it pleases
His Grace, and His Majesty too!
KING HENRY
Thanks, good my countryman.
FLUELLEN
110
By Jeshu, I am Your Majesty's countryman,
I care not who know it. I will confess it to all the 'orld.
I need not to be ashamed of Your Majesty, praised be
God, so long as Your Majesty is an honest man.
KING HENRY
God keep me so!
Enter Williams [with a glove in his cap].
KING HENRY
Our heralds go with him.
115
Bring me just notice of the numbers dead
On both our parts.
[Exeunt Heralds and Gower with Montjoy.]
KING HENRY
Call yonder fellow hither.
EXETER
Soldier, you must come to the King.
KING HENRY
Soldier, why wear'st thou that glove in thy cap?
WILLIAMS
An 't lease Your Majesty, 'tis the gage of
120
one that I show fight withal, if he be alive.
KING HENRY
An Englishman?
WILLIAMS
An't please Your Majesty, a rascal that swag-
gered with me last night, who, if 'a live and ever dare
to challenge this glove, I have sworn to take him a box
125
o' th' ear; or if I can see my glove in his cap, which he
swore, as he was a soldier, he would wear if 'a lived, I
will strike it out soundly.
KING HENRY
What think you, Captain Fluellen, is it fit this
soldier keep his oath?
FLUELLEN
130
He is a craven and a villain else, an 't please
Your Majesty, in my conscience.
KING HENRY
It maybe his enemy is a gentleman of great sort,
quite from the answer of his degree.
FLUELLEN
Though he be as good a gentleman as the
135devil is, as Lucifer and Beelzebub himself, it is
necessary, look Your Grace, that he keep his vow and
his oath. If he be perjured, see you now, his reputa-
tion is as arrant a villain and a Jack-sauce as ever his
black shoe trod upon God's ground and His earth, in
140my conscience, la!
KING HENRY
Then keep thy vow, sirrah, when thou meet'st
the fellow.
WILLIAMS
So I will, my liege, as I live.
KING HENRY
Who serv'st thou under?
WILLIAMS
145
Under Captain Gower, my liege.
FLUELLEN
Gower is a good captain, and is good
knowledge and literatured in the wars.
KING HENRY
Call him hither to me, soldier.
WILLIAMS
I will, my liege.
Exit.
KING HENRY
150
Here, Fluellen, wear thou this favor for me and
stick it in thy cap.
[He gives Fluellen Williams' glove.]
KING HENRY
When Alençon and myself were down together, I
plucked this glove from his helm. If any man challenge
this, he is a friend to Alençon and an enemy to our
155
person. If thou encounter any such, apprehend him,
an thou dost me love.
FLUELLEN
[putting the glove in his cap]
Your Grace doo's
me as great honors as can be desired in the hearts of
his subjects. I would fain see the man that
160
has but two legs that shall find himself aggriefed at
this glove, that is all. But I would fain see it once, an
't please God of his grace that I might see.
KING HENRY
Know'st thou Gower?
FLUELLEN
He is my dear friend, an 't please you.
KING HENRY
165
Pray thee, go seek him and bring him to my tent.
FLUELLEN
I will fetch him.
Exit.
KING HENRY
My lord of Warwick, and my brother Gloucester,
Follow Fluellen closely at the heels.
The glove which I have given him for a favor
170May haply purchase him a box o' th' ear.
It is the soldier's; I by bargain should
Wear it myself. Follow, good cousin Warwick.
If that the soldier strike him, as I judge
By his blunt bearing he will keep his word,
175Some sudden mischief may arise of it;
For I do know Fluellen valiant
And touched with choler, hot as gunpowder,
And quickly will return an injury.
Follow, and see there be no harm between them.
180
Go you with me, uncle of Exeter.
Exeunt [separately].
4-8
Enter Gower and Williams.
WILLIAMS
I warrant it is to knight you, Captain.
Enter Fluellen.
FLUELLEN
God's will and his pleasure, Captain, I
beseech you now, come apace to the King. There is
more good toward you, peradventure, than is in your
005
knowledge to dream of.
WILLIAMS
Sir, know you this glove?
FLUELLEN
Know the glove? I know the glove is a glove.
WILLIAMS
I know this, and thus I challenge it.
Strikes him.
FLUELLEN
'Sblood, an arrant traitor as any 's in the
010
universal world, or in France, or in England!
GOWER
[to Williams]
How now, sir? You villain!
WILLIAMS
Do you think I'll be forsworn?
FLUELLEN
Stand away, Captain Gower. I will give
treason his payment into plows, I warrant you.
WILLIAMS
015
I am no traitor.
FLUELLEN
That's a lie in thy throat. I charge you in His
Majesty's name, apprehend him. He's a friend of
the Duke Alençon's.
Enter Warwick and Gloucester.
WARWICK
How now, how now, what's the matter?
FLUELLEN
020
My lord of Warwick, here is -- praised be
God for it! -- a most contagious treason come to light,
look you, as you shall desire in a summer's day. --
Here is His Majesty.
Enter King [Henry] and Exeter.
KING HENRY
How now, what's the matter?
FLUELLEN
025
My liege, here is a villain and a traitor that,
look Your Grace, has struck the glove which Your
Majesty is take out of the helmet of Alençon.
WILLIAMS
My liege, this was my glove; here is the fel-
low of it. [Showing his other glove.] And he that I gave it
030
to in change promised to wear it in his cap. I promised
to strike him, if he did. I met this man with my glove
in his cap, and I have been as good as my word.
FLUELLEN
Your Majesty hear now, saving Your Maj-
esty's manhood, what an arrant, rascally, beggarly,
035
lousy knave it is. I hope Your Majesty is pear me
testimony and witness, and will avouchment, that this
is the glove of Alençon that Your Majesty is give me,
in your conscience, now.
KING HENRY
Give me thy glove, soldier. Look, here , is the
040
fellow of it.
[He shows his other glove.]
KING HENRY
'Twas I indeed thou promisèd'st to strike,
And thou hast given me most bitter terms.
FLUELLEN
An 't please Your Majesty, let his neck
answer for it, if there is any martial law in the world.
KING HENRY
045
How canst thou make me satisfaction?
WILLIAMS
All offenses, my lord, come from the heart.
Never came any from mine that might offend Your
Majesty.
KING HENRY
It was ourself thou didst abuse.
WILLIAMS
050
Your Majesty came not like yourself. You
appeared to me but as a common man -- witness the
night, your garments, your lowliness. And what Your
Highness suffered under that shape, I beseech you take
it for your own fault and not mine; for had you been
055
as I took you for, I made no offense. Therefore I be-
seech Your Highness pardon me.
KING HENRY
Here, uncle Exeter, fill this glove with crowns,
And give it to this fellow. -- Keep it, fellow,
And wear it for an honor in thy cap
060
Till I do challenge it. -- Give him the crowns.
[Exeter gives the glove and gold to Williams.]
KING HENRY
And Captain, you must needs be friends with him.
FLUELLEN
By this day and this light, the fellow has
mettle enough in his belly. -- Hold, there is twelve-
pence for you. [He offers a coin.] And I pray you to
065
serve God, and keep you out of prawls, and prabbles,
and quarrels; and dissensions, and I warrant you it is
the better for you.
WILLIAMS
I will none of your money.
FLUELLEN
It is with a good will. I can tell you, it will
070
serve you to mend your shoes. Come, wherefore
should you be so pashful? Your shoes is not so good.
'Tis a good silling, I warrant you, or I will change it.
Enter [an English] Herald.
KING HENRY
Now,
herald, are the dead numbered?
HERALD
[giving a paper]
Here is the number of the slaughtered French.
KING HENRY
075
What prisoners of good sort are taken, uncle?
EXETER
Charles Duke of Orleans, nephew to the King;
John Duke of Bourbon, and Lord Boucacault;
Of other lords and barons, knights and squires,
Full fifteen hundred, besides common men.
KING HENRY
080
This note doth tell me of ten thousand French
That in the field lie slain. Of princes, in this number,
And nobles bearing banners, there lie dead
One hundred twenty-six; added to these,
Of knights, esquires, and gallant gentlemen,
085
Eight thousand and four hundred, of the which
Five hundred were but yesterday dubbed knights.
So that in these ten thousand they have lost
There are but sixteen hundred mercenaries;
The rest are princes, barons, lords, knights, squires,
090
And gentlemen of blood and quality.
The names of those their nobles that lie dead:
Charles Delabreth, High Constable of France;
Jaques of Chatillion, Admiral of France;
The Master of the Crossbows, Lord Rambures;
095
Great-Master of France, the brave Sir Guichard Dauphin;
John, Duke of Alençon; Anthony, Duke of Brabant,
The brother to the Duke of Burgundy;
And Edward, Duke of Bar; of lusty earls,
Grandpré and Roussi, Faulconbridge and Foix,
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Beaumont and Marle, Vaudemont and Lestrelles.
Here was a royal fellowship of death!
Where is the number of our English dead?
[He is given another paper.]
KING HENRY
Edward the Duke of York, the Earl of Suffolk,
Sir Richard Keighley, Davy Gam, esquire;
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None else of name,
and of all other men
But five-and-twenty. O God, thy arm was here!
And not to us, but to thy arm alone;
Ascribe we all. When, without stratagem,
But in plain shock and even play of battle,
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Was ever known so great and little loss
On one part and on th' other? Take it, God,
For it is none but thine.
EXETER
'Tis wonderful.
KING HENRY
Come, go we in procession to the village.
And be it death proclaimèd through our host
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To boast of this or take that praise from God
Which is his only.
FLUELLEN
Is it not lawful, an't please Your Majesty, to
tell how many is killed?
KING HENRY
Yes, Captain, but with this acknowledgment,
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That God fought for us.
FLUELLEN
Yes, in my conscience, he did us great good.
KING HENRY
Do we all holy rites.
Let there be sung Non nobis and Te Deum,
The dead with charity enclosed in clay;
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And then to Calais, and to England then,
Where ne'er from France arrived more happy men.
Exeunt.
5-0
Enter Chorus.
CHORUS
Vouchsafe to those that have not read the story
That I may prompt them; and of such as have,
I humbly pray them to admit th' excuse
Of time, of numbers, and due course of things,
005
Which cannot in their huge and proper life
Be here presented. Now we bear the King
Toward Calais. Grant him there. There seen,
Heave him away upon your wingèd thoughts
Athwart the sea. Behold, the English beach
010
Pales in the flood with men, wives, and boys,
Whose shouts and claps outvoice the deep-mouthed sea,
Which like a mighty whiffler 'fore the King
Seems to prepare his way. So let him land,
And solemnly see him set on to London.
015
So swift a pace hath thought that even now
You may imagine him upon Blackheath,
Where that his lords desire him to have borne
His bruisèd helmet and his bended sword
Before him through the city. He forbids it,
020
Being free from vainness and self-glorious pride,
Giving full trophy, signal, and ostent
Quite from himself to God. But now behold,
In the quick forge and working-house of thought,
How London doth pour out her citizens!
025
The Mayor and all his brethren, in best sort,
Like to the senators of th' antique Rome
With the plebeians swarming at their heels,
Go forth and fetch their conquering Caesar in;
As by a lower but loving likelihood,
030
Were now the General of our gracious Empress,
As in good time he may, from Ireland coming,
Bringing rebellion broachèd on his sword,
How many would the peaceful city quit
To welcome him! Much more, and much more cause,
035
Did they this Harry. Now in London place him;
As yet the lamentation of the French
Invites the King of England's stay at home;
The Emperor's coming in behalf of France,
To order peace between them . . . and omit
040
All the occurrences, whatever chanced,
Till Harry's back-return again to France.
There must we bring him; and myself have played
The interim by remembering you 'tis past.
Then brook abridgment, and your eyes advance,
045
After your thoughts, straight back again to France.
Exit.
5-1
Enter Fluellen [with a leek in his cap, and a cudgel], and Gower.
GOWER
Nay, that's right. But why wear you your leek
today? Saint Davy's Day is past.
FLUELLEN
There is occasions and causes why and
wherefore in all things. I will tell you asse my friend,
005
Captain Gower. The rascally, scald, beggarly, lousy,
pragging knave, Pistol, which you and yourself and all
the world know to be no petter than a fellow, look you
now, of no merits, he is come to me and prings me
pread and salt yesterday, look you, and bid me eat my
010
leek. It was in a place where I could not breed no con-
tention with him; but I will be so bold as to wear it in
my cap till I see him once again, and then I will tell
him a little piece of my desires.
Enter Pistol.
GOWER
Why,
here he comes, swelling like a turkey-
015
cock.
FLUELLEN
'Tis no matter for his swellings nor his
turkey-cocks. -- God pless you, Aunchient
Pistol! You
scurvy, lousy knave, God pless you!
PISTOL
Ha, art thou bedlam? Dost thou thirst, base Trojan,
020
To have me fold up Parca's fatal web?
Hence, I am qualmish at the smell of leek.
FLUELLEN
I peseech you heartily, scurvy, lousy knave,
at my desires, and my requests, and my petitions,
to
eat, look you, this leek. [He offers the leek.] Because,
025
look you, you do not love it, nor your affections and
your appetites and your disgestions doo's not agree
with it, I would desire you to eat it.
PISTOL
Not for Cadwallader and all his goats.
FLUELLEN
There is one goat for you. (Strikes him.) Will you be
030
so good, scald knave,
as eat it?
PISTOL
Base Trojan, thou shalt die.
FLUELLEN
You say very true, scald knave,
when God's
will is. I will desire you to live in the meantime and
eat your victuals. Come, there is sauce for it.
[He strikes
035him.] You called me yesterday mountain squire, but I
will make you today a squire of low degree. I pray
you, fall to.
If you can mock a leek, you can eat a leek.
GOWER
Enough, Captain, you have astonished him.
FLUELLEN
By jesu, I will make him eat some part of my
040leek, or I will peat his pate four days.
Bite, I pray you;
it is good for your green wound and your ploody
coxcomb.
PISTOL
Must I bite?
FLUELLEN
Yes, certainly,
and out of doubt and out of
045
question too, and ambiguities.
PISTOL
By this leek, I will most horribly revenge --
[Fluellen threatens him.]
PISTOL
I eat and eat -- I swear --
FLUELLEN
Eat, I pray you. Will you have some more
sauce to your leek? There is not enough leek to
050
swear by.
PISTOL
Quiet thy cudgel; thou dost see I eat.
FLUELLEN
Much good do you, scald knave, heartily.
Nay, pray you, throw none away; the skin is good for
your broken coxcomb. When you take occasions to see
055
leeks hereafter, I pray you, mock at 'em, that is all.
PISTOL
Good.
FLUELLEN
Ay, leeks is good. Hold you, there is a groat
to heal your pate.
[He offers a coin.]
PISTOL
Me, a groat?
FLUELLEN
060
Yes, verily, and in truth you shall take it, or
I have another leek in my pocket which you shall eat.
PISTOL
I take thy groat in earnest of revenge.
FLUELLEN
If I owe you anything, I will pay you in
cudgels. You shall be a woodmonger and buy nothing
065of me but cudgels.
God b' wi' you, and keep you, and
heal your pate.
Exit.
PISTOL
All hell shall stir for this.
GOWER
Go, go, you are a counterfeit cowardly knave.
Will you mock at an ancient tradition, begun upon an
070honorable respect and worn as a memorable trophy of
predeceased valor, and dare not avouch in your deeds
any of your words? I have seen you gleeking and
galling at this gentleman twice or thrice.
You thought
because he could not speak English in the native garb
075
he could not therefore handle an English cudgel. You
find it otherwise; and henceforth let a Welsh cor-
rection teach you a good English condition. Fare
ye well.
Exit.
PISTOL
Doth Fortune play the huswife with me now?
080
News have I that my Doll is dead
I' th' spital of a malady of France,
And there my rendezvous is quite cut off.
Old I do wax, and from my weary limbs
Honor is cudgeled. Well, bawd I'll turn,
085
And something lean to cutpurse of quick hand.
To England will I steal, and there I'll steal;
And patches will I get unto these cudgeled scars,
And swear I got them in the Gallia wars.
Exit.
5-2
Enter, at one door, King Henry, Exeter, Bedford, [Gloucester, Clarence,] Warwick, [Westmorland,] and other lords; at another, Queen Isabel, the [French] King, the Duke of Burgundy, [the Princess Katharine, Alice,] and other French.
KING HENRY
Peace to this meeting, wherefor we are met!
Unto our brother France and to our sister,
Health and fair time of day; joy and good wishes
To our most fair and princely cousin Katharine;
005
And, as a branch and member of this royalty,
By whom this great assembly is contrived,
We do salute you, Duke of Burgundy;
And princes French, and peers, health to you all!
FRENCH KING
Right joyous are we to behold your face,
010
Most worthy brother England. Fairly met!
So are you, princes English, every one.
QUEEN ISABEL
So happy be the issue, brother England,
Of this good day and of this gracious meeting,
As we are now glad to behold your eyes --
015
Your eyes, which hitherto have borne in them
Against the French that met them in their bent
The fatal balls of murdering basilisks.
The venom of such looks, we fairly hope,
Have lost their quality, and that this day
020
Shall change all griefs and quarrels into love.
KING HENRY
To cry amen to that, thus we appear.
QUEEN ISABEL
You English princes all, I do salute you.
BURGUNDY
My duty to you both, on equal love,
Great Kings of France and England!
That I have labored
025
With all my wits, my pains, and strong endeavors
To bring your most imperial Majesties
Unto this bar and royal interview,
Your mightiness on both parts best can witness.
Since, then, my office hath so far prevailed
030
That, face to face and royal eye to eye,
You have congreeted, let it not disgrace me
If I demand, before this royal view,
What rub or what impediment there is
Why that the naked, poor, and mangled Peace,
035
Dear nurse of arts, plenties, and joyful births,
Should not in this best garden of the world,
Our fertile France, put up her lovely visage?
Alas, she hath from France too long been chased,
And all her husbandry doth lie on heaps,
040
Corrupting in its own fertility.
Her vine, the merry cheerer of the heart,
Unprunèd dies; her hedges even-pleached,
Like prisoners wildly overgrown with hair,
Put forth disordered twigs; her fallow leas
045
The darnel, hemlock, and rank fumitory
Doth root upon, while that the coulter rusts
That should deracinate such savagery.
The even mead, that erst brought sweetly forth
The freckled cowslip, burnet, and green clover,
050
Wanting the scythe, all uncorrected, rank,
Conceives by idleness, and nothing teems
But hateful docks, rough thistles, kecksies, burrs,
Losing both beauty and utility.
And all our vineyards, fallows, meads, and hedges,
055
Defective in their natures, grow to wildness.
Even so our houses and ourselves and children
Have lost, or do not learn for want of time,
The sciences that should become our country,
But grow like savages -- as soldiers will
060
That nothing do but meditate on blood --
To swearing and stern looks, diffused attire,
And everything that seems unnatural.
Which to reduce into our former favor
You are assembled,
and my speech entreats
065
That I may know the let why gentle Peace
Should not expel these inconveniences
And bless us with her former qualities.
KING HENRY
If,
Duke of Burgundy, you would the peace,
Whose want gives growth to th' imperfections
070
Which you have cited,
you must buy that peace
With full accord to all our just demands,
Whose tenors and particular effects
You have enscheduled briefly in your hands.
BURGUNDY
The King hath heard them, to the which as yet
075A
There is no answer made.
KING HENRY
075B
Well then, the peace,
Which you before so urged, lies in his answer.
FRENCH KING
I have but with a cursitory eye
O'erglanced the articles. Pleaseth Your Grace
To appoint some of your council presently
080
To sit with us once more
with better heed
To re-survey them,
we will suddenly
Pass our accept and peremptory answer.
KING HENRY
Brother, we shall.
Go, uncle Exeter,
And brother Clarence, and you, brother Gloucester,
085
Warwick, and Huntingdon; go with the King,
And take with you free power to ratify,
Augment, or alter, as your wisdoms best
Shall see advantageable for our dignity,
Anything in or out of our demands,
090
And we'll consign thereto. --
Will you, fair sister,
Go with the princes, or stay here with us?
QUEEN ISABEL
Our gracious brother, I will go with them.
Haply a woman's voice may do some good
When articles too nicely urged be stood on.
KING HENRY
095
Yet leave our cousin Katharine here with us.
She is our capital demand, comprised
Within the fore-rank of our articles.
QUEEN ISABEL
She hath good leave.
Exeunt omnes. Manent King [Henry] and Katharine [with Alice].
KING HENRY
Fair Katharine, and most fair,
Will you vouchsafe to teach a soldier terms.
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Such as will enter at a lady's ear
And plead his love suit to her gentle heart?
KATHARINE
Your Majesty shall mock at me. I cannot
speak your England.
KING HENRY
O fair Katharine, if you will love me
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soundly with your French heart, I will be glad to hear
you confess it brokenly with your English tongue. Do
you like me, Kate?
KATHARINE
Pardonnez-moi, I cannot tell wat is "like
me."
KING HENRY
110
An angel is like you, Kate, and you are
like an angel.
KATHARINE
[to Alice]
Que dit-il? Que je suis semblable à
les anges?
ALICE
Oui, vraiment, sauf Votre Grace, ainsi dit-il.
KING HENRY
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I said so, dear Katharine, and I must not
blush to affirn it.
KATHARINE
O bon Dieu! Les langues des hommes sont
pleines de tromperies.
KING HENRY
What says she, fair one? That the tongues
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of men are full of deceits?
ALICE
Oui, dat de tongues of de mans is be full of
deceits. Dat is de Princess.
KING HENRY
The Princess is the better Englishwoman.
I' faith, Kate,
my wooing is fit for thy understanding.
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I am glad thou canst speak no better English, for if
thou couldst, thou wouldst find me such a plain king
that thou wouldst think I had sold my farm to buy my
crown.
I know no ways to mince it in love, but directly
to say, "I love you." Then if you urge me farther than
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to say, "Do you in faith?" I wear out my suit.
Give me
your answer, i' faith, do, and so clap hands and a
bargain. How say you, lady?
KATHARINE
Sauf votre honneur, me understand well.
KING HENRY
Marry, if you would put me to verses or
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to dance for your sake, Kate, why, you undid me.
For
the one I have neither words nor measure, and for the
other I have no strength in measure, yet a reasonable
measure in strength.
If I could win a lady at leapfrog,
or vaulting into my saddle with my armor on my
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back, under the correction of bragging be it spoken,
I
should quickly leap into a wife. Or
if I might buffet for
my love, or bound my horse for her favors
I could lay
on like a butcher and sit like a jackanapes, never off.
But before God, Kate, I cannot look greenly, nor gasp
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out my eloquence, nor I have no cunning in protesta-
tion
-- only downright oaths, which I never use till
urged, nor never break for urging.
If thou canst love a
fellow of this temper, Kate, whose face is not worth
sunburning,
that never looks in his glass for love of
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anything he sees there, let thine eye be thy cook. I
speak to thee plain soldier. If thou canst love me for
this,
take me. If not, to say to thee that I shall die is
true; but for thy love, by the Lord, no. Yet I love thee
too. And while thou liv'st, dear Kate, take a fellow of
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plain and uncoined
constancy, for he perforce must
do thee right, because he hath not the gift to woo in
other places.
For these fellows of infinite tongue that
can rhyme themselves into ladies' favors, they do
always reason themselves out again. What?
A speaker
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is but a prater, a rhyme is but a ballad. A good leg will
fall,
a straight back will stoop, a black beard will turn
white, a curled pate will grow bald,
a fair face will
wither, a full eye will wax hollow; but a good heart,
Kate, is the sun and the moon -- or rather the sun and
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not the moon, for it shines bright and never changes,
but keeps his course truly.
If thou would have such a
one, take me. And take me, take a soldier; take a
soldier, take a king. And what sayst thou then to my
love? Speak, my fair, and fairly, I pray thee.
KATHARINE
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Is it possible dat I sould love de ennemi of
France?
KING HENRY
No, it is not possible you should love the
enemy of France,
Kate; but in loving me you should love
the friend of France, for I love France so well that
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I will not part with a village of it. I will have it all mine.
And, Kate, when France is mine and I am yours, then
yours is France and you are mine.
KATHARINE
I cannot tell wat is dat.
KING HENRY
No, Kate? I will tell thee in French, which
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I am sure will hang upon my tongue like a new-
married wife about her husband's neck, hardly to be
shook off. Je quand sur le possession de France, et quand
vou avez le possession de moi -- let me see, what then?
Saint Denis be my speed! --
dônc votre est France et vous
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êtes mienne. It is as easy for me, Kate, to conquer the
kingdom as to speak so much more French.
I shall
never move thee in French, unless it be to laugh at
me.
KATHARINE
Sauf votre honneur, le français que vous parlez,
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il est meilleur que l' anglais lequel je parle.
KING HENRY
No, faith, is't not, Kate. But thy speaking
of my tongue, and I thine, most truly-falsely,
must
needs be granted to be much at one.
But, Kate,
dost
thou understand thus much English: Canst thou
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love me?
KATHARINE
I cannot tell.
KING HENRY
Can any of your neighbors tell, Kate? I'll
ask them. Come, I know thou lovest me. And at
night, when you come into your closet, you'll question
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this gentlewoman about me; and I know, Kate, you
will to her dispraise those parts in me that you love
with your heart. But, good Kate, mock me mercifully,
the rather, gentle Princess, because I love thee cruelly.
If ever thou beest mine, Kate, as I have a saving faith
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within me tells me thou shalt, I get thee with
scambling, and thou must therefore needs prove a
good soldier-breeder. Shall not thou and I, between
Saint Denis and Saint George, compound a boy, half
French, half -English, that shall go to Constantinople
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and take the Turk by the beard? Shall we not?
What
sayst thou, my fair flower-de-luce?
KATHARINE
I do not know dat.
KING HENRY
No; 'tis hereafter to know, but now to
promise. Do but now promise, Kate, you will en-
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deavor for your French part of such a boy, and for my
English moiety take the word of a king and a bachelor.
How answer you,
la plus belle Katharine du monde, mon
très cher et devin déesse?
KATHARINE
Your Majestee 'ave fausse French enough
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to deceive de most sage demoiselle dat is en France.
KING HENRY
Now, fie upon my false French!
By mine
honor, in true English, I love thee, Kate; by which
honor I dare not swear thou lovest me, yet my blood
begins to flatter me that thou dost,
notwithstanding
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the poor and untempering effect of my visage. Now
beshrew my father's ambition! He was thinking of civil
wars when he got me; therefore was I created with a
stubborn outside, with an aspect of iron, that when I
come to woo ladies I fright them. But in faith, Kate, the
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elder I wax the better I shall appear. My comfort is that
old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more
spoil upon my face. Thou hast me, if thou hast me, at
the worst; and thou shalt wear me, if thou wear me,
better and better. And therefore
tell me, most fair
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Katharine, will you have me?
Put off your maiden
blushes; avouch the thoughts of your heart with the
looks of an empress; take me by the hand, and say,
"Harry of England, I am thine." Which word thou
shalt no sooner bless mine ear withal, but I will tell
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thee aloud, "England is thine, Ireland is thine, France
is thine, and Henry Plantagenet is thine" -- who,
though I speak it before his face, if he be not
fellow with the best king, thou shalt find the best king
of good fellows.
Come, your answer in broken music!
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For thy voice is music, and thy English broken.
Therefore, queen of all, Katharine, break thy mind to
me in broken English.
Wilt thou have me?
KATHARINE
Dat is as it shall please de roi mon père.
KING HENRY
Nay, it will please him well, Kate. It shall
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please him, Kate.
KATHARINE
Den it sall also content me.
KING HENRY
Upon that I kiss your hand, and I call you
my queen.
[He attempts to kiss her hand. ]
KATHARINE
Laissez, mon seigneur, laissez, laissez! Ma
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foi, je ne veux point que vous abaissiez votre grandeur
en baisant la main d'une - Notre Seigneur! - indigne
serviteur. Excusez-moi, je vous supplie, mon très-
puissant seigneur.
KING HENRY
Then I will kiss your lips, Kate.
KATHARINE
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Les dames et demoiselles pour être baisées
devant leur noces, il n'est pas la coutume de France.
KING HENRY
[to Alice]
Madam my interpreter, what
says she?
ALICE
Dat it is not be de fashion pour les ladies of
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France -- I cannot tell wat is baiser en Anglish.
KING HENRY
To kiss.
ALICE
Your Majestee entend bettre que moi.
KING HENRY
It is not a fashion for the maids in France
to kiss before they are married, would she say?
ALICE
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Oui, vraiment.
KING HENRY
O Kate, nice customs curtsy to great kings.
Dear Kate,
you and I cannot be confined within the
weak list of a country's fashion. We are the makers of
manners, Kate;
and the liberty that follows our places
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stops the mouth of all find-faults, as I will do yours,
for upholding the nice fashion of your country in de-
nying me a kiss.
Therefore, patiently and yielding, [He
kisses her.] You have witchcraft in your lips, Kate.
There is more eloquence in a sugar touch of them than
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in the tongues of the French council, and they should
sooner persuade Harry of England than a general
petition of monarchs. -
Here comes your father.
Enter the French power and the English lords.
BURGUNDY
God save Your Majesty! My royal cousin,
teach you our princess English?
KING HENRY
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I would have her learn, my fair cousin,
how perfectly I love her, and that is good English.
BURGUNDY
Is she not apt?
KING HENRY
Our tongue is rough, coz, and my condi-
tion is not smooth; so that, having neither the voice
290nor the heart of flattery about me, I cannot so conjure
up the spirit of love in her that he will appear in his
true likeness.
BURGUNDY
Pardon the frankness of my mirth, if I
answer you for that. If you would conjure in her, you
295must make a circle; if conjure up love in her in his true
likeness, he must appear naked and blind. Can you
blame her then, being a maid yet rosed over with the
virgin crimson of modesty, if she deny the appearance
of a naked blind boy in her naked seeing self? It were,
300my lord, a hard condition for a maid to consign to.
KING HENRY
Yet they do wink and yield, as love is
blind and enforces.
BURGUNDY
They are then excused, my lord, when they
see not what they do.
KING HENRY
305Then, good my lord, teach your cousin to
consent winking.
BURGUNDY
I will wink on her to consent, my lord, if
you will teach her to know my meaning; for maids,
well summered and warm kept, are like flies at Bar-
310tholomew-tide: blind, though they have their eyes,
and then they will endure handling, which before
would not abide looking on.
KING HENRY
This moral ties me over to time and a hot
summer; and so I shall catch the fly, your cousin, in
315the latter end, and she must be blind too.
BURGUNDY
As love is, my lord, before it loves.
KING HENRY
It is so; and you may, some of you, thank
love for my blindness; who cannot see many a fair
French city for one fair French maid that stands in
320my way.
FRENCH KING
Yes, my lord, you see them perspectively,
the cities turned into a maid; for they are all girdled
with maiden walls that war hath never entered.
KING HENRY
Shall Kate be my wife?
FRENCH KING
325So please you.
KING HENRY
I am content, so the maiden cities you talk
of may wait on her. So the maid that stood in the way
for my wish shall show me the way to my will.
FRENCH KING
We have consented to all terms of reason.
KING HENRY
330
Is 't so, my lords of England?
WESTMORLAND
The King hath granted every article:
His daughter first, and then in sequel all,
According to their firm proposèd natures.
EXETER
Only he hath not yet subscribèd this:
335Where Your Majesty demands that the King of France,
having any occasion to write for matter of grant, shall
name Your Highness in this form and with this ad-
dition, in French, Notre très cher fils Henri, Roi
d'Angleterre, Héritier de France; and thus in Latin,
340Praeclarissimus filius noster Henricus, Rex Angliae et
Haeres Franciae.
FRENCH KING
Nor this I have not, brother, so denied
But your request shall make me let it pass.
KING HENRY
345I pray you then, in love and dear alliance,
And that one article rank with the rest,
And thereupon give me your daughter.
FRENCH KING
Take her, fair son, and from her blood raise up
Issue to me,
that the contending kingdoms
350
Of France and England, whose very shores look pale
With envy of each other's happiness,
May cease their hatred, and this dear conjunction
Plant neighborhood and Christian-like accord
In their sweet bosoms,
that never war advance
355
His bleeding sword twixt England and fair France.
LORDS
Amen!
KING HENRY
Now, welcome, Kate; and bear me witness all,
That here I kiss her as my sovereign queen.
[He kisses her.]
Flourish
QUEEN ISABEL
God, the best maker of all marriages,
Combine your hearts in one, your realms in one!
360
As man and wife, being two, are one in love,
So be there twixt your kingdoms such a spousal
That never may ill office, or fell jealousy,
Which troubles oft the bed of blessèd marriage,
Thrust in between the paction of these kingdoms
365
To make divorce of their incorporate league;
That English may as French, French Englishmen,
Receive each other. God speak this "Amen"!
ALL
Amen!
KING HENRY
Prepare we for our marriage, on which day,
My lord of Burgundy, we'll take your oath,
370
And all the peers', for surety of our leagues.
Then shall I swear to Kate, and you to me;
And may our oaths well kept and prosperous be!
Sennet. Exeunt.
EPILOGUE
Enter Chorus.
CHORUS
Thus far, with rough and all-unable pen,
Our bending author hath pursued the story,
In little room confining mighty men,
Mangling by starts the full course of their glory.
005
Small time, but in that small most greatly lived
This star of England. Fortune made his sword,
By which the world's best garden he achieved,
And of it left his son imperial lord.
Henry the Sixth, in infant bands crowned King
010
Of France and England, did this king succeed;
Whose state so many had the managing,
That they lost France and made his England bleed,
Which oft our stage hath shown;
and, for their sake,
In your fair minds let this acceptance take.
[Exit.]